In response to the recent events between the United States of Reaganica and Iran (“her?” – Michael Bluth), in what I’m dubbing as the Conflict of Eastern Aggression, today’s song of the day absolutely must be What U Gon’ Do by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, featuring Lil’ Scrappy. And if you’re upset that YouTube bastardized the song, here’s the explicit version which frankly, sounds much better. I like to imagine that the competing Lil Jons are the two nations, and the club’s parking space/dance floor are Iraq. You may scoff, but I’m confident Trump and Pence are jamming to Lil Jon in the war room right now.
Which brings me to my next topic: it’s no secret that the Bloomberg media organization hates Donny T. So why, for fucks sake, does their advertisement for Bloomberg Television have what appears to be the Chicago trump tower front and center:
“I’m just asking questions, man” – Michael Bluth.
And finally, while I agree with Sesame Street’s Ernie that I wouldn’t want to live in the sea permanent-lee, I do have a strong interest in exploring its wonders. Like this one in the Hawaiian-Emperor seamount chain, which looks like a guy lying down and sporting quite an erection:
And last but not least, I found the next spokesman for Big Coffee:
Have a terrific rest of your week!