Pull out your record players because today’s song of the day is a terrific ditty, although the music video is even better. It’s Moving like Bernie by ISA. Also, I’d like to take a moment to remember the campaign and immense contribution of dame and world’s sexiest presidential candidate Kirsten Gillibrand. I’ll pour out a beer and a nut in her memory. My presidential candidate spank bank just doubled in size after lying dormant for 11 years.
My girl Woodchuck Warren came out unscathed last night! All part of God’s plan. Or was it hers?
Did you know that when you google search “Tiffany Trump” that the profession listed beneath her name is “American model”? Clearly God doesn’t have a plan.
FUCK Boston! Am I right, girls?