My Suggestions for Xbox Live Names

Xbox Live was down (again) tonight so I’ve had some time to ponder new account names. We’re limited to 15 characters, including spaces, and names have to be “clean” or Microsoft will nix it. Below are some thoughts but please feel free to share and add more.

• Carlos Danger
• Mr. Fahrenheit
• TooOld4ThisChit
• DingleRaspberry
• TanDittytwister
• Im A Never Nude
• Tobias Funke
• Doctor No
• Rocko Rama
• Damp Fingeritch
• Enzo Ferrari
• Carl Weathers
• Stinky Cheese69
• AceSweaterstain
• Herbie Puffsack
• MrsFeatherbottom
• Hank Fistjammer
• Pushy Crusher
• Mack Bonethrust
• Thor Pudslam
• Pierre Nourine
• Icy Rodburst
• Milky Swallows
• Dirty Sanchez
• Baldr Dash
• Zeus Plumbuster
• Ares Tainttear
• Purple Nurple
• Baron Bagdrag
• Nocturnal Shotz
• Angry Nutbutter
• Annabelle Veal
• Lil Rocketman
• Ronald Reagan