Was on the Hub the other day when I opened a video, posted by a female contributor, titled “she takes 80 loads of cum.” My hairy ass! It was 30 minutes of two dudes busting on her chin maybe two or three times. Weak sauce. This is simple arithmetic and it’s far from rocket science. We cannot afford to give China the lead in this high-touch industry and I demand we mandate K-12 STEM classes in our public schools until our PornHub contributors learn how to count. From what I’ve seen, I highly double anyone will get salty over this.