Already one posting in on the day and we already have too many updates for our dear Supreme Reader. And that is absolutely NOT an allusion to LRM (lil’ rocket man). But still, this is all the news that’s fit to print (read: publish and hope some lonely fool stumbles upon MAM).
First off, this is for my foodies. Who likes my dancing carrot?!?
Clever, right? I feel like all other carrot jokes are old, tired, and are often rooted in stupid plays on words. Speaking of bad jokes, Donald Trump is in the news again. This time, he’s ripping on gun violence on the third coast. Chicago can’t catch a break – just look at the images from the #1 police scanner app:
“Police shooting in Chicago.” Really? Attacking Chicago, again? Easy political points to be won, so I get it. And the police in Chicago need to stop targeting based on racial profiling. The blacks in Chicago have it nearly as bad as those in London:
I read “enhanced background checks” and I see visions of Rummy at Abu, cracking the whip at a mountain of male flesh, precariously balanced on top of a well lubed twister mat since replaced with an original copy of the constitution.
And a penultimate thought, shitty ass packaging:
“Enlarged to show texture.” A) hardly enlarged, see accompanying cookie and B) texture? What texture? The photos are yellow shapes with dots. Ya heard?
And finally, a thought from our very own Meditative Mandarin: there is some beautiful irony in a staunchly anti-marijuana attorney general whose last name is “Sessions.”