Random Bidtits (9/20/2017)

The below is a urologist…and an actual person:

For those of you not getting it, that’s Dr. Dick Tapper, Urologist.

WTF is going on with all of these hurricanes in the Gulf?!?

First there was Harvey.  Then there was Irma, which was below initial expectations.  Then there was Jose…following the media spectacle that was Harvey and Irma, Jose never garnered the same attention – getting national coverage is tough and that’s one wall Jose couldn’t climb.  And now Maria.  But how do you solve a problem like Maria?  You stand up to it and stare it down in the face.  You make it your property, like vintage Batman did:

And finally, Warheads flavored lifting supplements followed by blatant concept theft:

I’ll leave you with a thought: I love the idea of colored toilet paper but then I can’t wipe effectively in low-light situations.  Amirite.