Curious about the quickest way to watch a woman put on weight? It’s not by taking creatine. It’s not by buying a cat or by joining a book club. It’s not pregnancy. It’s not even by moving her to rural Ohio. The quickest way to watch a woman pack on the pounds is simply by starting at one and swiping right through her photos. #TinderForLife #LetMeSeeYourArms
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