True story. Last week, I was at the park and a man was there with his dog, affectionately named Muffin. It was all fine and dandy until he started repeatedly yelling “Come Muffin” not far from the children’s playground.
Woof. That’s enough pride month for me – let’s get back to May. Fun fact: May is exclusive when it comes to days of the week. No other month in one single year starts or finishes on the same weekday as May. Basically, if the first of May is on a Friday, and the 31st of May is on a Sunday, no other months in the year will start or end on a Friday or a Sunday.
Finally, welcome to Redneck Bank. Per its website, “Redneck Bank is the Internet Banking Division of All America Bank, a well-respected country bank established in Mustang, Oklahoma in 1969. We’re fully-insured by the FDIC, like all them big city banks. ‘Cause we’re an online bank, we makes it easy to earn cash monies by offerin’ basic accounts with high interest rates online. So while we’re havin’ a funner time bankin’ together, you can rest assured that we’re legit and that yer money is safe with us.” Still don’t believe me? Here’s the website. Pull it up on your computer and a horsefly infuriatingly moves around the screen.
You just know that Big Buck runs in the same circles as Dick Fuld… and I suspect that Big Buck, given his apparent lung capacity, would be capable of some HUGE bong rips at James Cayne’s bridge parties.
Musings and Malarkey 
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