Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
I begin today with a message to the top brass in our nation's capital. To the big dogs. The big cheese. I'm talking Donny Trump. Wilbur Ross. Bobby Lighthizer. Steven Menuch... Steven Mnooch... the treasury secretary. My message is loud and my message is clear: YOU'RE FUCKING UP TRADE AND YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MAN.... Continue Reading →
OMFG, people. Today, I have the greatest song of all time for you. The song is That's The Way It Is by the Red Dead Redemption 2 Soundtrack. If you do anything for me, please, please listen to his song. I implore you from the greatest depths of my heart, listen to this song. The... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Young Forever by Jay-Z. Absolutely terrific. Now here's something that's absolutely horrifying:
A-hoy-ahoy! What up, home girl! I'm going to dive in here head first, like Pete Rose. Today's song of the day is a bit older (for you younger readers) but hasn't been played recently enough. It's Just a Dream by Nelly. For you millennial progressive types, you can feel safe listening to Nelly in public... Continue Reading →
FUCK. YES. I have perhaps the greatest version of the greatest song of all time. Maybe ever. Today's song of the YEAR is none other than The Magnificent Seven by the City of Prague Philharmonic Orchestra. You think you've heard this one before, but NEVER have you heard it by the COPPH. As such, and... Continue Reading →
Reading year-end reviews of the state of music and best albums of the year is always a delight - here we get to see everything I like slandered by professionals who think your favorite band is garbage, which by extension makes you garbage. I read these every year, and every year I am endlessly annoyed,... Continue Reading →
YO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!! Today's song of the day is Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas. Well, I'm off to find a new dry cleaner after my current one fucked up my sheets for the second time in a row. It's true what they say: two wongs don't make a white. Add to that: my dry cleaner's 15... Continue Reading →
What up, what up! Shout out to all my blupies who are enjoying the beginning of 2019. Still, 2018 was nothing to shake your dick at and just like Ryan (see below) would've wanted, we went out with a bang. Sorry if that was too soon - probably still simmering a little bit, huh? Well,... Continue Reading →
This being the year 2018 of our Lord Ronald Reagan, we all must be outraged, constantly, about everything. The best part is being unable to tell if this outrage is sincere or just part of the endless charade everyone has to partake in as part of their digital existence as we all waste our finite... Continue Reading →
Today is going to include a lot of random crap, much more so than is typical for this blog. We begin with a song - it's May I? Stand Unshaken by the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack. I really recommend this one for easy listening - very relaxing and somewhat of a turning point in... Continue Reading →
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