Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Annyong! This is gonna be quick today. The song of the day has got to be Dancing with Myself by Billy Idol. Fucking rocks my socks. Next, I have to repost this image sent to me by a mas-o-menos bad hombre: I can really connect with her struggle as a result of her heritage and... Continue Reading →
But first, who amongst you has heard of a TWENTY EIGHT (28) year old life coach? Well, prepare to be fucking dazzled: This is real. This isn't bullshit. But speaking of bullshit, I found my centerpiece for my living room: How. Fucking. Cool. I'm not sure how many of you readers are practicing taxidermists (excluding... Continue Reading →
Today's "song of the day" is named after a favorite drinking game from my beer-guzzling youth. The song is Crank That by Soulja Boy. I remember (or don't) nights spent gargoyling atop rows of kegs whilst my school chums would pound natties and play "watch me crank it watch me roll...then Superman that oooh" -... Continue Reading →
In the spirit of celebrating the Ralph Club - Biggest Contributor's successful nomination to the highest court of the land (move aside City of Berkeley), today's song of the day is The Magic Number by De La Soul. Throw on your one-piece because this rift is gonna take you for a ride. Donny T is... Continue Reading →
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGG VIETNAMMMMMM! Musings and Malarkey has taught me a lot about life and human nature. In fact, I’m learning the same lessons Trump learned two years ago. The worse you are as a person / more irreverent and offensive you are, the more people want to follow you. This is asinine. I’m doing everything... Continue Reading →
You know who I really respect? American-born English speakers who can also speak elementary Spanish, and insist on doing so in a public venue whenever possible. Such courage. Such grace! Today's song of the day is Against the Wind by Bob Seger. Enjoy it! Today's word of the day is "kurtosis." It's the sharpness of... Continue Reading →
Reagan, and happy (almost) Friday to you! Recently, certain members of this readership have complained that the face of this blog is changing. Well, I'm here to tell you that as long as this blog has a face, this readership has somewhere to sit and read. Let that soak in. I do apologize for the... Continue Reading →
But before I begin, this: Yes, China's richest man and eternally adorable Mogwai, Gizmo could leave Alibaba in the near future. For the sake of keeping Geofredo Bezos busy and honest, hope that doesn't happen. I side with Alibaba - we need to keep Amazon's American imperialist aggressors at bay. The song of the day.... Continue Reading →
Salaam and good evening to you. I'm gonna pull on your coat with a good one today - it's Ramblin' Man by The Allman Brothers Band. Super catchy. Now, some delicious food and disgusting drink to whet your whistle: I tried the pizza chips...they tasted like pizza. Still waiting to dive into the jalapeño pooper... Continue Reading →
What up, WordPress! Today's song of the day is Bringin' on the Heartbreak by Def Leppard. Epic. I have some random crap to share with you today so sit back, unbutton your fly, and let it all hang out as I serenade you with my rap. Typing is going VERY fast as this is only the second... Continue Reading →
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