Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
A while back I wrote an article about a bleakly American Wikipedia page ("List of federal political sex scandals in the United States"), which started as delightfully anodyne - he may have been gay! He loved a black woman! - and ended up with a lot of sexual assaults and a suicide. Sorry about that.... Continue Reading →
HEAR YE, HEAR YE. My body and mind grow weak with the boatload of politically correct rainbows and unicorns shit to which we've been subjected for too long. Today, I announce that I'll be the first rat down the anchor line. To quote Rooster Cogburn, "I bow out." I guess there's nothing left to do... Continue Reading →
What up, WordPress! Today's song of the day is Bringin' on the Heartbreak by Def Leppard. Epic. I have some random crap to share with you today so sit back, unbutton your fly, and let it all hang out as I serenade you with my rap. Typing is going VERY fast as this is only the second... Continue Reading →
I keep a list of interesting tidbits I pick up from being EXTREMELY ONLINE all day for later editions of this format that no one but myself appreciates. I was trying to find a good one for today, when I noticed a good chunk of these are pretty straightforward, and there's not much of a... Continue Reading →
Sometimes I have the urge to write, but I can't find something that sounds compelling or interesting at the moment, or I have no desire to do actual research (yes, I do research). Usually, this is because I want to watch TV and don't want to look at the depressing sinkhole of Twitter. When this... Continue Reading →
Psyche!!!!! It's a song of the day today and it's San Francisco by Scott McKenzie. As some of you will know and none of you will care, I was in San Francisco last week and had quite the experience. Whether wading through a sea of homeless wanderers, stumbling into a dispensary 10 minutes before 8am... Continue Reading →
Do you ever get tired of the same old conspiracy theories? I think people just got tired of trying to convince normal people we never landed on the moon or that 9/11 was an inside job, and that's how we ended up with a new brand of asshole who thinks the earth is flat. Personally,... Continue Reading →
- The nine best Queen songs are better than the five best songs of any other band in history ("Bohemian Rhapsody", "Save Me", "Don't Stop Me Now", "Crazy Little Thing Called Love", "We Are the Champions", "Fat Bottomed Girls", "Somebody to Love", "Another Bites the Dust" and "Killer Queen"). These can be swapped out for... Continue Reading →
I've heard tale that Donny-T is the greatest troll who ever lived. I thought that was true...until I saw a comment while perusing the WSJ. World, meet Bill Wald. Bill has nearly 14,000 comments on WSJ articles and his irreverent demeanor makes Mr. Trump look like Mr. Rogers. I ask you to please step over... Continue Reading →
Taken from her LinkedIn profile. I've spent the better part of the last week trying to determine if 1) this woman's hair was blown up to 3x its natural size or if 2) this woman's head was shrunken down to a pin. Is there a camera filter that reduces flesh but leaves inanimate objects unadulterated?... Continue Reading →
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