Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Wishing everyone a happy and safe Hanukkah. Pornhub wishes you the same happy wishes: Separately, I was in a washroom the other day where there was a sign stating "Clean Hands are Safe Hands." I'm wondering if the White House's female staffers would do well to put down their presidential pepper spray and opt for... Continue Reading →
Devotees will recall that we ran a post titled "Random Bidtits (11/6/2018)" on November 6th, 2018. In that post, there was a young xe who we claimed had changed its name to Dean Economos in its pursuit of landing a career as a Dean of an Economics Department. The idea being that you need to... Continue Reading →
First off, I'm drunk, which is a rare occurrence (4-5x/year). So anything on this post is off limits for your "discerning commentary." But before we begin, we have some business to which we must attend. We talk a lot on this blog about the War on Christmas and the War on Supply Siders. What we... Continue Reading →
Great song!!!!! Today, it's Magic of Love by Two Steps from Hell. Whether pumping iron, pounding the pavement, or raiding dungeons, this will keep the flow in your mojo. Now for some amusing photos: I came across another advertisement for my good friend Dick's wife: That's a head scratcher. Finally, did you know that you... Continue Reading →
But first, some geographic trivia: Did you know that there's a Town of China in Maine? There's even a Village of South China in China, Maine. Wow, cool! Did you know there's also a City of Palestine, Texas? Wowsers! My fellow xBone/PS4 neckbeards will be equally thrilled to know that there's a City of Beardstown,... Continue Reading →
Y'all like amazon?!? Not just the stock - everyone likes the stock - but the online marketplace? Well check out this cool shit: Also, I heard a bad hombre badmouthing Donald's dong the other day and realized this thing isn't going to stand up for itself...okay, maybe it would. But that thing ain't no toadstool,... Continue Reading →
Arianna Huffington, ever at the forefront of business stagnation and frivolous personal pursuits, has some really valuable insights for you on her LinkedIn account: I imagine Elizabeth's theories on dressing for success are somewhat one dimensional: does she wear the orange jumper or does she wear the black and white pinstripes jumper today? Arianna is... Continue Reading →
But first, who amongst you has heard of a TWENTY EIGHT (28) year old life coach? Well, prepare to be fucking dazzled: This is real. This isn't bullshit. But speaking of bullshit, I found my centerpiece for my living room: How. Fucking. Cool. I'm not sure how many of you readers are practicing taxidermists (excluding... Continue Reading →
Annyonggggg!!! We begin today with some wonderful Arrested Development shoutouts from about town/internet. Check out this dude: GILLIGANNNNN!!!!! And also this one: Here come the neighborhood toughs (hot cops)! Moving along, here's a great video (https://www.instagram.com/p/BonBTJqlhDJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) of a frat bro ripping a small keg. Keeping the dream alive. And a great video (https://youtu.be/TycfDgg4acY) on the... Continue Reading →
Reagan, and happy (almost) Friday to you! Recently, certain members of this readership have complained that the face of this blog is changing. Well, I'm here to tell you that as long as this blog has a face, this readership has somewhere to sit and read. Let that soak in. I do apologize for the... Continue Reading →
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