Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING FRIDAAAAAAAY!!!! I'm likely recycling today's song of the day but it's too good to not share once more. It's Running on Empty by Jackson Browne. It's throw back Friday! I write to you once more from a King's throne. Feeling Jackson's vibes as I aggressively lay waste to what will soon be a... Continue Reading →
Happy Saturday!!!! You're in for a real treat today - this is one of the greatest ballads of all time. Of. All. Time. Today's song of the day is Judgement Day by DragonForce. Perfect for cardio, lifting, dancing in the shower, and power banging. Get a signed consent before that last one. This song is going... Continue Reading →
Having seen Hamilton a number of times, I've found myself walking away wanting to know more about Jeffersonian Ideology and his preference for an agriculture-centric society. His theories on farming and it's ability to encourage land stewardship have inspired me to incorporate farming techniques into my daily life. So much so that I've now intertwined... Continue Reading →
Happy Black History Month! As such, todays song of the day is Coming Home by Dirty Money. And in keeping with the theme, I stopped into a rec center for some riveting pickleball and found this warning: Funny to see sagging isn't allowed in a rec center dedicated to pickleball, a sport dominated by 70... Continue Reading →
Pretty self-explanatory, no? Let's get right to it: Jimi Hendrix - "The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye, the story of love is hello and goodbye, until we meet again": Profound, right? What beautiful and thoughtful words, until you realized he was writing a poem/song lyrics high as shit on... Continue Reading →
Hey people! Cleaning out my "favorites" and have some random crap you may find interesting. Let's bang this out with a list: Do you enjoy scuba diving or snorkeling? Check out http://www.divereport.com/ - awesome, awesome resource. It's a lot like http://www.onthesnow.com but for diving. Just plug in your intended destination and check out the type... Continue Reading →
What up, what up! Shout out to all my blupies who are enjoying the beginning of 2019. Still, 2018 was nothing to shake your dick at and just like Ryan (see below) would've wanted, we went out with a bang. Sorry if that was too soon - probably still simmering a little bit, huh? Well,... Continue Reading →
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HO, HO, HOOO, Merry Christmas! Hope everyone had a pleasant holiday with family and friends. I'm writing to you from the cozy confines of a well-traveled watercloset while simultaneously bemoaning my holiday bloat - my lower intestine has determined that it will no longer formally recognize Solids as its own separate state (of matter). While... Continue Reading →
Today is going to include a lot of random crap, much more so than is typical for this blog. We begin with a song - it's May I? Stand Unshaken by the Red Dead Redemption 2 soundtrack. I really recommend this one for easy listening - very relaxing and somewhat of a turning point in... Continue Reading →
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