Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Wishing everyone a warm and fuzzy Cinco De Mayo. Okay, lot to cover here, so time to play ketchup. In the spirit of Mexican heritage, I'm throwing up a massive text wall. Don't like it? This posting just got 2 paragraphs longer. More than once in my life, I've been told that from time... Continue Reading →
It's not often you get to drive through Ohio and bear witness to humanity's shortcomings. Who drives through Ohio. But when you do make it to the state that's fatter and not nearly as tall as you think, the experiences stick with you like Cleveland and it's crippling 40 year recession. However, to begin, one... Continue Reading →
Bitch, please... I've wanted to say that all day. You all need to go out and buy this Walkerswood Jonkanoo Seriously Hot Jamaican Pepper Sauce. Pretty hot at first but as you get half way through the bottle on day two or three, you'll get used to it and fall in love. Last night, I... Continue Reading →
Yo-hooooooo!!!!! Happy St. Patrick's day to all of you who like to think you have some Irish blood. Perhaps one day Ireland will be relevant on the world stage and you can be proud of that ancestry. For the time being, let's just douse that jingoism with shitty Irish beer and have the Irish Catholic... Continue Reading →
Sitting here between the Ides of March and St. Patrick's day, and I'm not happy about being sandwiched between a Greek and an Irishman. I feel like I'm in a hairy, sloppy threesome and the only way to escape is to shave my way out past the Greek. Today's song of the day is Something... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Wait So Long by Trampled by Turtles. Fuck it, last week I watched the new and original Magnificent Seven and holy cow were they spectacular. So, with that, allow me to ROCK YOUR SOCKS with The Magnificent Seven theme song. Best. Theme song. Ever. Came across the following advertisement for... Continue Reading →
Just a quick idea for those getting back at 1am and in need of some tasty protein (I'll let this one go...). Cook frozen, skinless boneless chicken tits in the pot on medium in vegetable oil and cover for twenty five minutes, flipping occasionally. Then, cut the chicken now that it's unfrozen and cut into... Continue Reading →
Happy Friday! Flash back to high school girls in the 1980s! Apparently people are still doing this obnoxious pose in their photos, giving me the perfect opportunity to slide in an Arrested Development reference: Jere's deep level of pontificating led me to do some of my own. I received a photo of my money manager and... Continue Reading →
Happy New Year! Hope everyone had a relaxing and enjoyable holiday season. Today's song of the day is simply amazing and is a shout out to the spaghetti westerns of yesteryear: For a Few Dollars More by Ennio Morricone. I can't resist the urge to include a Top 100 Westerns of all Time list. For... Continue Reading →
In the face of some wanton stubbornness in the last post, and prior posts, I'll attempt to strike a cheerier tone going forward. As such, please find below a terrific first song for the song of the day! Icona Pop - All Night As well, for my hot sauce connoisseurs, I highly recommend El Yucateco's... Continue Reading →
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