Song of the Day (11/18/2017)

hey Hey HEY! I may have used this before but it's a good one - today's song of the day is Tunnel of Love by the Dire Straits. Unlike the Dire Straits love tunnel, which has seen little action since it's release, Lynn Tilton's has been on full display for pub(l)ic consumption. The section of... Continue Reading →

Gobias Industries…

This is the first time any of us at Gobias have heard of a land deal! ...have you seen the latest agricultural report? Coffee is up, nothing is hotter than coffee...

Article: Just to Be Clear, the Witch-King of Angnar was an Insignificant Volunteer in the Great Army of the Dark Lord Sauron

Here’s the link but the story is below: Thank you for joining us today, Middle-earth media. I’d like to start today’s briefing by addressing the recent news of the Witch-King’s indictment. The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord... Continue Reading →

Happy Halloween!

Little known fact from Arrested Development: in all of the holiday episodes, Lupe can we seen wearing a Bluth family sweater from the most recent prior holiday. “FINE!!!  I’LL DOESBUSTER!!!” Anyone else notice that Jerome Powell is a cross between Dr. Oz and Ron Paul? Happy Halloween!  Hey.  Why do fish like Salt Water?  Because... Continue Reading →

Hurricane Harvey Grabs Headlines

...and some snatch.  First Donny-T and then this...didn’t Bernie warn us about the billionaire class? Count it. With the media and celebrities viciously attacking Handsy Weinstein, I ask you this: who’s the real victim here? Of course I’m joking.  But, is it really workplace sexual harassment if one participant is more senior than the other?... Continue Reading →

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