hey Hey HEY! I may have used this before but it's a good one - today's song of the day is Tunnel of Love by the Dire Straits. Unlike the Dire Straits love tunnel, which has seen little action since it's release, Lynn Tilton's has been on full display for pub(l)ic consumption. The section of... Continue Reading →
This is the first time any of us at Gobias have heard of a land deal! ...have you seen the latest agricultural report? Coffee is up, nothing is hotter than coffee...
No? That's because it never came out! ZINGGGGG. Here are two photos I found amusing: And for my finance friends in media M&A, I found a synergistic opportunity for the Trump Corp. to expand into the music industry with literally zero rebranding effort needed: Closing deals, broseph. And for my hombres doing hard time for... Continue Reading →
Here’s the link but the story is below: Thank you for joining us today, Middle-earth media. I’d like to start today’s briefing by addressing the recent news of the Witch-King’s indictment. The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord... Continue Reading →
Little known fact from Arrested Development: in all of the holiday episodes, Lupe can we seen wearing a Bluth family sweater from the most recent prior holiday. “FINE!!! I’LL DOESBUSTER!!!” Anyone else notice that Jerome Powell is a cross between Dr. Oz and Ron Paul? Happy Halloween! Hey. Why do fish like Salt Water? Because... Continue Reading →
And now something for my alcoholic dog lovers and alcoholic dogs (you know who you are, Irish setters): Today’s song of the day is Rocket Man by Elton John. I dedicate this to Kim Jung UNOOOOOO!!!!
Who among you shares my hesitation when it comes to drinking a soda with a label that is cousin to "swamp ass?" What’s worse, the logo for the swamp ass soda is a pair of nuts. I think it’s high time that the purveyors of swamp-ass, (praline) nut-cream soda pack it up and retool, per... Continue Reading →
Throw him in the main stream. Check it, frozen spicy rice from TJ’s, chicken, tomato soup, goat cheese, and some seasonings. Make it in bulk and it lasts days! And for my finance friends boning up on their ampersands and abbreviations: Nah, candidly, I opened this thing and it was painfully amateur. I’d rather pinch... Continue Reading →
...and some snatch. First Donny-T and then this...didn’t Bernie warn us about the billionaire class? Count it. With the media and celebrities viciously attacking Handsy Weinstein, I ask you this: who’s the real victim here? Of course I’m joking. But, is it really workplace sexual harassment if one participant is more senior than the other?... Continue Reading →