Gooooooood MORNING MIDDLE AMERICAAAAA!!!!! Short posting today. The following is a great quote (although the sperm part is cringeworthy) from Erick Gray: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give... Continue Reading →
I don't really have anything to add here. Is there too much liquidity in the pipeline...and customers need to eat the finished goods? Do auditors really want to see their bonded positions? Let's talk about TIP inflows...well sound the horn! (If you need to, don't Google this one). BofA:Merrill Lynch = Bull:Bear? Never mind, we're... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is a shout-out to the nineties, a time when, confusingly enough, presidential rape culture was out and Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton was in (source: 105th United States Congress). It's Ghetto Supastar by Pras. Many of you are familiar with the character of Ricky Bobby in Will Ferrell's Talladega Nights: Now... Continue Reading →
hey Hey HEY! I may have used this before but it's a good one - today's song of the day is Tunnel of Love by the Dire Straits. Unlike the Dire Straits love tunnel, which has seen little action since it's release, Lynn Tilton's has been on full display for pub(l)ic consumption. The section of... Continue Reading →
This is the first time any of us at Gobias have heard of a land deal! ...have you seen the latest agricultural report? Coffee is up, nothing is hotter than coffee...
No? That's because it never came out! ZINGGGGG. Here are two photos I found amusing: And for my finance friends in media M&A, I found a synergistic opportunity for the Trump Corp. to expand into the music industry with literally zero rebranding effort needed: Closing deals, broseph. And for my hombres doing hard time for... Continue Reading →
Here’s the link but the story is below: Thank you for joining us today, Middle-earth media. I’d like to start today’s briefing by addressing the recent news of the Witch-King’s indictment. The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord... Continue Reading →
Little known fact from Arrested Development: in all of the holiday episodes, Lupe can we seen wearing a Bluth family sweater from the most recent prior holiday. “FINE!!! I’LL DOESBUSTER!!!” Anyone else notice that Jerome Powell is a cross between Dr. Oz and Ron Paul? Happy Halloween! Hey. Why do fish like Salt Water? Because... Continue Reading →