Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Wishing everyone a warm and fuzzy Cinco De Mayo. Okay, lot to cover here, so time to play ketchup. In the spirit of Mexican heritage, I'm throwing up a massive text wall. Don't like it? This posting just got 2 paragraphs longer. More than once in my life, I've been told that from time... Continue Reading →
It's not often you get to drive through Ohio and bear witness to humanity's shortcomings. Who drives through Ohio. But when you do make it to the state that's fatter and not nearly as tall as you think, the experiences stick with you like Cleveland and it's crippling 40 year recession. However, to begin, one... Continue Reading →
Konnichiwa! WARNING: NSFW, shitty situation ahead. I woke up yesterday morning in a foggy cloud of sleep deprivation, put on my breeches, walked to the bathroom, tore off my beeeches, and birthed this beast: When my initial giggles finally subsided, I realized "holy fuck, is that the symbol for 'good morning' in Japanese?!? Is my... Continue Reading →
Happy Easter/Passover everyone! This week, we take a moment to remember a final supper, a betrayal, and a beard (and the man beneath it) that rose from the ashes postmortem (how's my Latin? Do I need to go back to the Roman Catholic Church and do some boning up?). I'm not quite sure how JC... Continue Reading →
Bitch, please... I've wanted to say that all day. You all need to go out and buy this Walkerswood Jonkanoo Seriously Hot Jamaican Pepper Sauce. Pretty hot at first but as you get half way through the bottle on day two or three, you'll get used to it and fall in love. Last night, I... Continue Reading →
Came across this in the WSJ today: Which immediately reminded me of: A million fuckin' diamonds! Bonus:
Today's song of the day is Wait So Long by Trampled by Turtles. Fuck it, last week I watched the new and original Magnificent Seven and holy cow were they spectacular. So, with that, allow me to ROCK YOUR SOCKS with The Magnificent Seven theme song. Best. Theme song. Ever. Came across the following advertisement for... Continue Reading →
Huge points to the individual who sent me the photo of Michelle with the most obscure Arrested Development reference of all time. I'm humbled. That eyebrow... Bonus points, Uncle Leo too: Jerry, HELLOOOOOO!
Keeping it simple. One song. One recommendation. One observation. Today's song of the day is Saturday Night by Bay City Rollers. Today's recommendation is the following: ...I was in the washroom of a friend and noted the TP on the radiator. As I was readying myself to bitch him out for the obvious safety hazard,... Continue Reading →
Happy Friday! Flash back to high school girls in the 1980s! Apparently people are still doing this obnoxious pose in their photos, giving me the perfect opportunity to slide in an Arrested Development reference: Jere's deep level of pontificating led me to do some of my own. I received a photo of my money manager and... Continue Reading →
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