Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Bitch, please... I've wanted to say that all day. You all need to go out and buy this Walkerswood Jonkanoo Seriously Hot Jamaican Pepper Sauce. Pretty hot at first but as you get half way through the bottle on day two or three, you'll get used to it and fall in love. Last night, I... Continue Reading →
Quick one today as I'm visiting the city of angels for the weekend. However, great song and wanted to share with my follower(s yet?): it's In Reverse by The War on Drugs. Everyone have a terrific weekend! Two great license plates from the last two weeks: And the world's most racist retail store, REI, displaying... Continue Reading →
Yo-hooooooo!!!!! Happy St. Patrick's day to all of you who like to think you have some Irish blood. Perhaps one day Ireland will be relevant on the world stage and you can be proud of that ancestry. For the time being, let's just douse that jingoism with shitty Irish beer and have the Irish Catholic... Continue Reading →
Sitting here between the Ides of March and St. Patrick's day, and I'm not happy about being sandwiched between a Greek and an Irishman. I feel like I'm in a hairy, sloppy threesome and the only way to escape is to shave my way out past the Greek. Today's song of the day is Something... Continue Reading →
Came across this in the WSJ today: Which immediately reminded me of: A million fuckin' diamonds! Bonus:
Approximately five to six weeks ago, our firm won a new engagement: our client was/is a women owned business with a demanding (and absolutely baller) female CEO. Following the kickoff meeting, I was working my ass off for this chick. Well, a few days later, I was at home on my stairmaster, doing steps in... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Wait So Long by Trampled by Turtles. Fuck it, last week I watched the new and original Magnificent Seven and holy cow were they spectacular. So, with that, allow me to ROCK YOUR SOCKS with The Magnificent Seven theme song. Best. Theme song. Ever. Came across the following advertisement for... Continue Reading →
I've been burning my ones and fives since the inaugeration. Figured they'll be pulled out of circulation following Donny T's infrastructure plan and Damnit Janet's war on the dollar. I miss my boy Ben Shalom Bernanke. Today's song of the day is a shoutout to my homie-g, Burly Bernanke...it's Regulate by Warren G ft. Nate... Continue Reading →
Huge points to the individual who sent me the photo of Michelle with the most obscure Arrested Development reference of all time. I'm humbled. That eyebrow... Bonus points, Uncle Leo too: Jerry, HELLOOOOOO!
Really? No one likes my windmills comment and allusion to Father Reagan? Tough crowd... Happy flipping Friday to you all! With that, there are two songs of the day today: 1). Waves by Kanye West 2). Howling at Nothing by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats Yesterday evening, I discovered the magic of meme making.... Continue Reading →
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