Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
'Cabriolet! Cabriolet! Cabriolet!... It's only a model.' Yes, indeed, I made a reference to Monty Python. And indeed, it's only a concept car. But it's a fantasy car that has 750 fake horses under the massive hood, an all-electric, all-fantasy 200 mile range, and a look that is absolutely stunning. Brace yourselves, the Germans are... Continue Reading →
Hooded Man #2: Have we started the fire?... Bane: Yes. The [Reagan] rises. And finally. My tomato garden has sprouted a va-jay: Earlier in the harvest at a vegetable staff meeting to discuss the vegetable, fruit, and bacterial culture, Arianna Huffington, another pear, talked about how one tomato vagina on a plot often leads to... Continue Reading →
Not much here other than a collection of some solid (although not in the case of my poops) things I've come across in recent weeks. Unfortunately, I've been busy splitting my time between working (a novel concept) and splitting the porcelain (more of a navel concept). I spent this morning perched on the throne, feeling... Continue Reading →
Ahhhhh salaam and good evening to you, my dear friends (particularly relevant given this recent find:) Man, I miss Robin Williams' genie but I'm glad to see this American is repping well with his clever Beer shirt bought in the Kohl's teenage boys section. Anyway, today's song of the day is Daddy's Gotta go to... Continue Reading →
Annyong! WOOOOO!!!! Today's song of the day is a great one so buckle up, buckaroo. It's Flashdance What a Feeling by Irene Cara. The woman who's so nice, they named her twice. Moving right along. I have a personal trainer friend who spends his days walking around the gym, incessantly talking about "laying pipe," even... Continue Reading →
Good ol' boy Arch Stanton shared some words of wisdom with me a few weeks ago that are entirely worthy (okay, everything is worthy of this capitalist rag) of Musings and Malarkey. And without further delay, I give you Mr. Stanton. Arch on the Trumps vs. the Bluths: Let's look at the similarities between the... Continue Reading →
For those unaware:
... Look what they did to Artoo! I felt like I was pissing into his mouth. Separately, I stumbled across an amazing boat name: If you can't read it, it's "Wasted Seaman." Try and top that (okay that sounds worse than expected). Speaking of great names, came across another one this week: Also, came across... Continue Reading →
Happy Fourth of July everyone! I unfortunately do not have time to craft accompanying text but the following photos are pretty great:
Today's song of the day is Bitch Better Have my Money by Rihanna. Now for some entertaining/informative observations from the last few days: 1). Came across a urinal with an interesting print on the bottom. There's no way ("you're as bad at hockey as you are at golf" - Bob Barker) this design is intentional... Continue Reading →
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