Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
In the spirit of celebrating the Ralph Club - Biggest Contributor's successful nomination to the highest court of the land (move aside City of Berkeley), today's song of the day is The Magic Number by De La Soul. Throw on your one-piece because this rift is gonna take you for a ride. Donny T is... Continue Reading →
Usually when I write these posts, the choice title is pretty obvious - someone's name or a self-explanatory descriptor of the event. But today - whoo boy, 'CIA Filipino Vampires' sounds like a Cards Against Humanity-themed Mad Lib, but really only skims the surface. Let's unravel a new spool of wonderful tales of American imperialism!... Continue Reading →
Just kidding! This isn't a college football preview as much as a discussion of college football mascots, although I fear I may have alienated the vast majority of the potential readers with a title and topic as plebeian and regional as college football. Bear with me - there is something for everyone here: corruption, animals,... Continue Reading →
Annyonggggg!!! We begin today with some wonderful Arrested Development shoutouts from about town/internet. Check out this dude: GILLIGANNNNN!!!!! And also this one: Here come the neighborhood toughs (hot cops)! Moving along, here's a great video (https://www.instagram.com/p/BonBTJqlhDJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) of a frat bro ripping a small keg. Keeping the dream alive. And a great video (https://youtu.be/TycfDgg4acY) on the... Continue Reading →
Nǐ hǎo! Hope everyone is enjoying their Friday. Just a couple of homes that you all may appreciate. Enjoy: The first is a property just outside of Aspen in Woody Creek and previously owned by Sam Wyly. He had originally asked ~$60 million but it was recently auctioned off for just over $14 million. Circle R... Continue Reading →
You know how you aren't supposed to wear white after Labor Day, or wear black shoes or a black belt with khakis, or avoid clashing patterns? Imagine there were legitimate social repercussions of these rules beyond petty gossip (except the black shoes and brown belt - c'mon, you look like you're about to lecture me... Continue Reading →
Innocent or not guilty?
...and then today he goes and posts this, his calendar from July 1982: Did...did Brett Kavanaugh name his dong? And at the senate hearing, will Dr. Strawberry stand up or do we need to pump the young coed court reporter full of malt liquor to get his attention?
GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGG VIETNAMMMMMM! Musings and Malarkey has taught me a lot about life and human nature. In fact, I’m learning the same lessons Trump learned two years ago. The worse you are as a person / more irreverent and offensive you are, the more people want to follow you. This is asinine. I’m doing everything... Continue Reading →
You know who I really respect? American-born English speakers who can also speak elementary Spanish, and insist on doing so in a public venue whenever possible. Such courage. Such grace! Today's song of the day is Against the Wind by Bob Seger. Enjoy it! Today's word of the day is "kurtosis." It's the sharpness of... Continue Reading →
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