I know that nearly all of you are now familiar with Joe Exotic and the majority of you have now watched Netflix's Tiger King in all its spectacular glory. I'm going to do something I've never done before and promote a TV show right here and right now. PLEASE do yourself the biggest favor possible... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (2/13/2020)
Hi all! Just a collection of random facts and musings today: Think you have a better working memory and quicker recall than a seven year old chimpanzee? I highly doubt it. Check out this 2 minute long video on YouTube titled "Are you smarter than a chimp?". The chimp, Ayumu, is stunning. Need access to... Continue Reading →
Trump’s NATO Mic Drop
Can we all agree that trump exhibited exemplary patience and thick skin given he waited as long as he did before peacing out on peacekeeping meetings? MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE. MY COMPACT SUV'S WHITE. AND I BE GOD DAMN IF HIS CONSTITUENTS AIN’T TOO. Separately, how great is this ornament and how depressing in this... Continue Reading →
Delicious Feast, World’s Hottest Peppers, and Puppy Love
Hi all! I know that many of you think of me as a closed minded, brutish modern day Neanderthal. You're not wrong. But I did achieve brief stardom among my more cosmopolitan hombres with this dish, including farmers market hot banana peppers and jalapeños that were an insanely inexpensive 8 for $1. It also included... Continue Reading →
Article: Spiders’ Legs Are Hydraulic Masterpieces
Very interesting article from the WSJ. Don't believe I've re-posted this one yet: Spiders’ Legs Are Hydraulic Masterpieces: The compressed-fluid system that arachnids use to move their limbs has inspired scientists and engineers. By Helen Czerski I’ve recently started to hear tales of unwelcome houseguests. But instead of unwashed dishes and loud music, the complaints focus... Continue Reading →
15 Great Fish/Fishing Comforters
Hi all! My apologies for the recent hiatus - I don't really have an excuse other than that I've been busy traveling, sleeping, and aggressively burping the worm. I've also been preoccupied contemplating finance's major ill: how via Mnuchin, Trump is about to grab the 30 year mortgage market by the Fannie. I've also been... Continue Reading →
Something’s Fishy about this Evening’s Debate…
Quick, hide your wallets! Tonight's debate promises to be entertaining, educatio, well, just entertaining. Be cautious if running into either of the following two individuals. While both of them should be considered dangerous and are willing to take their pound of flesh, only one is native to North America. Zing. Let me also remind my two... Continue Reading →
Not All Heroes Wear Capes…
To the 7,400 (as of early morning 9/5/2019) Australian men, women, and children planning to attend the below BBQ, I want each of you to know that there will always be a light on and an open home for you in the United States. Although I unfortunately cannot make the date, I'll pour out a... Continue Reading →
I Have the Heart of a Lion…
and now the zoo is looking for me. Zing! Count it.
Random Bidtits (4/25/2019)
I write to you today from the increasingly familiar confines of my workplace shitchair. I've been wrestling this snake to the ground for a long time now and I'm hearing people return for the morning's second round, effectively lapping your strained author. No matter as I'm preocupado, furiously clenching my door frame, crushing peas into... Continue Reading →
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