Today’s song of the day is a shout-out to a very luck man set to wed a very lucky woman. I couldn’t be more thrilled for the lovely couple and am excited to be a part of their lives together, including many more years of giving them “the business” on rat race, hang ‘em high,... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/22/2020)
Here's a current little ditty that the younger crowd is sure to appreciate: it's Dance Monkey by Tones and I. I know, more mainstream that the typical garbled crap I post but color me impressed, I like it. I've heard rumblings of another womyn's march in the making. Apparently, these have been happening since the... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/8/2020)
In response to the recent events between the United States of Reaganica and Iran ("her?" - Michael Bluth), in what I'm dubbing as the Conflict of Eastern Aggression, today's song of the day absolutely must be What U Gon' Do by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, featuring Lil' Scrappy. And if you're upset... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/4/2019)
Hey all! I know this is a current jam and perhaps a little fruity for some but I dig it. Today's song of the day is Memories by Maroon 5. How much do you know about brussels sprouts? Well did you know they grow on a stalk? Yeah! Check it out: Nuts. And not because... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (12/30/2019)
A very belated Merry Christmas to both of my readers (I love you, mom!) Today's song of the day is a true toe tapper: it's Burning Man by Dierks Bentley. Shit, this is a fantastic song. Today's second song of the day is a shout-out to my bitches in the bride squad: it's The Way... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (11/22/2019)
I understand that I've been lazy with my posts as of late but I promise that I'm still quite competent. Shit, I could fog a mirror from both ends. Today's song of the day is FANTASTIC although I may have used it before. It's Disco Inferno by The Trammps. By the way, is anyone in... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (10/17/2019)
Ladies and gentlemen, you're such a wonderful crowd. We'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites. And I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good on the current version of Halo today. Emperor Conzor, this one's for you. It's Danke... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (10/14/2019)
Happy Monday, mon frére. That means brother in French. I don't know why I know that - I took four years of Spanish! (- GOB Bluth) I'd like to dedicate today's TWO songs of the day to a very special hermano out on the Left coast. He'll immediately recognize it and know who he is... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (10/10/2019)
Here here! Today's song of the day goes out to a very special boy in Missouri - a state tied with Tennessee for the most bordered states at eight. This hombre and his cartoon trouser mutt has in the recent past been the Elwood to my Jake. Today's song of the day is Everybody Needs... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (10/8/2019)
But before we get to the song of the day, have any of you ever motorboated a girl so hard that you poked your eye on the nipple? Breasts are violence. Women are violence. Another quick question: have you ever had those muggy summer days when you walk back from work, get home, and refuse... Continue Reading →
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