I'm not feeling it today so I'll keep the typical acrimonious vitriol (redundant?) to a minimum. Anyway, let's dive right in! Today's song of the day is Gloria by The Lumineers. Solid song. Just like Mumford and Sons, it's excruciatingly white bread. Now for some random crap: My Seinfeld friends will enjoy this: My Fans... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (7/18/2019)
Donald Trump always says "Don't settle. Never settle. Never, never, ever settle!" Then you look at Stormy Daniels... Bert and Ernie's I Don't Want to Live on the Moon is one of the greatest songs of all time. Ernie's singer-songwriter game is on fleek. Last week, I started the Whole30 after gorging on nine (that's... Continue Reading →
Follow-up to Song of the Day (6/27/2019)
All, I recognize that the maps in the previous post don't reconcile with each other. I'm too lazy to do further research but I encourage you to look into it if you're interested. Wikipedia is always a good place to begin. Separately, the Meditative Mandarin recently shared an article with me titled 51 Ways to... Continue Reading →
He’s My Lawyer, Though. Good Lawyer, Very Good Lawyer…
...he had a rape charge reduced to tailgating. "How fat is she?" When she gets out of the water, she leaves a ring around the lake. - Rodney Dangerfield
Song of the Day (6/19/2019)
While the rest of you are out celebrating Juneteenth and all that smooth jazz, I'm still out here promoting June 12th's International Falafel Day. You can laugh, but that falafel is on fleek. Anyway, today's song of the day is a throwback to the fictional era of Winston Smith. It's Foreigner's I Want To Know... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (6/3/2019)
This is the song of the day and the music video of the year!!! It's Malhari by....just Malhari. From the movie Bajirao Mastani. The video is less than 4 minutes and is simply outstanding. I also came across this knock-off video with Trump and it's mildly amusing. Finally, here's an interesting article title from the... Continue Reading →
A Black Sheriff?!?
Why not, it worked in Blazing Saddles! Okay, here's one that's even stranger: A Jewish televangelist?!? Why not, it worked for Bernie 2016!
Nicolas Cage Pillow Cases
It's been said that I sometimes waste "company time" while I'm at the office. Well let's prove them wrong, shall we? So I spent the last 15-20 minutes pulling together the following:
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Your Favorite Band Sucks
Reading year-end reviews of the state of music and best albums of the year is always a delight - here we get to see everything I like slandered by professionals who think your favorite band is garbage, which by extension makes you garbage. I read these every year, and every year I am endlessly annoyed,... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: The Bachelor 2019
My relationship to the Bachelor has been pretty incredible. After shittalking a roommate for watching it, I became a devoted fan within three episodes. By the time the next season came around, I wrote the first contestant breakdown review. That was four years ago. The last three seasons, I have watched the first two episodes... Continue Reading →
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