Morning, morning. I very much doubt that I have many F1 fans over in the colonies but regardless of your location, if you're a fan, you'll appreciate these videos. The first video from YouTube is titled How a Formula 1 Race Car Works and walks the viewer through many of the intricate details on how... Continue Reading →
Daddy’s Got a New Haircut and Song of the Day (12/9/2021)
Today’s song of the day isn’t terribly clever given the time of year but it’s lovely nonetheless. It’s Waltz of the Flowers by…oh Jesus the YouTube app won’t let me copy and paste this…by T-c-h-a-i-k-o-v-s-k-y. Separately, who has seen Daddy ‘Lon’s new coiffure? Look, I’m all for Elon’s right to free hair expression and fucking... Continue Reading →
Martha Stewart is So Hood Rich
This was shared with me by an hombre who’s really not that bad, but is working on it.
Ellen Page is now Elliot Page
Pour one out for homegirl Ellen. Also, Dave Chappelle if you’re reading this, please do your full act at the next Duke Ellington School of the Arts school-wide assembly. You owe it to these little brats.
The Shadow Guest Posting: Song of the Day (11/24/2021)
Today’s song of the day comes to us from The Shadow. I really do love this song and expect you will as well. It’s See The World by Brett Dennen. Seriously, give this one a listen - it has universal appeal for the every-man and every-woman. Probably one of the best songs I’ve heard in... Continue Reading →
Rittenhouse Cleared 3.0
An hombre muy muy mal shared a great short video with me today. I’m not a big Reddit person but this is too good not to share and my fellow spaghetti western enthusiasts will agree. I know this is also my third post on a sensitive matter but I figure hey, Kyle went for the... Continue Reading →
Name for a Girl or a Body Part?
Annyong! As the title suggests, here are some names – actual, honest-to-Reagan names – for a girl that sound more like a body part, or body act, than a potential girlfriend: Lenis Pooja Mangena Rim Lesbia Sexburgis Oralee Placencia (this one made me consider filing this post under the "Food" category) How many awkward moments... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (10/24/2021)
But before we begin, I heard an excellent dad joke that I must share: did you hear that the CEO of IKEA was recently made Prime Minister of Sweden? They expect it will take him a week to put together his cabinet. One more for you. I was recently out playing Jeopardy-style trivia and the... Continue Reading →
Restless. Anal. Syndrome.
I don’t have enough time to decorate this post with the typical sexual innuendo but here’s an article titled “COVID-19’s latest bizarre side effect: ‘Restless anal syndrome’” from the NY Post. Some advice: knock off the hot sauce the moment you test positive for Covid, lest you want your britches to boil in your own... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (8/21/2021)
Sup. Today's song of the day is an oldie and a goodie. It's Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers. Solid song! Also, the Elvis version is pretty good too (note there may be better Elvis versions out there). Queen also did a cover but The Righteous Brothers version is my favorite. Now here are some... Continue Reading →
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