sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Happy Sunday to my Sunday fans in the crowd. Today's song of the day is Simple by Florida Georgia Line. Great band and this one is super catchy. With all this recent talk of Pill Cosby on the thread, I did consider Wake Me Up by Avicii but I felt that would... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (11/24/2018)
Happy Thanksgiving!!! Today's song of the day isn't a ruse to get you watching the underlying movie but it is a solid tune. It's Dueling Banjos from the movie Deliverance. Family Guy did a knock-off in this 1 minute skit with Peter Griffin and Michael Moore. Well, I'm back to unclogging the toilet as a... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: “Batman Cries” by Joe Settineri
This is an emergency post. Sometimes an event is so life-shattering, so monumental, that you can't help but urgently move to share it with every person you know. Today, I share with you: "Batman Cries" by Joe Settineri. If that title doesn't grab you and immediately require 100% of your attention, well... how did you... Continue Reading →
I’m Going to Hell 2.0
I struggled with this one. A lot. Two good hombres told me not to share the photo. I trust both people's judgment completely. Unfortunately, I feel like I have to share this with the world. Not to offend the woman, whose photograph I recently took at the airport, but because the resemblance is just too... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: College Football Preview
Just kidding! This isn't a college football preview as much as a discussion of college football mascots, although I fear I may have alienated the vast majority of the potential readers with a title and topic as plebeian and regional as college football. Bear with me - there is something for everyone here: corruption, animals,... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (9/7/2018)
But before I begin, this: Yes, China's richest man and eternally adorable Mogwai, Gizmo could leave Alibaba in the near future. For the sake of keeping Geofredo Bezos busy and honest, hope that doesn't happen. I side with Alibaba - we need to keep Amazon's American imperialist aggressors at bay. The song of the day.... Continue Reading →
Cross- and Intra-Asset Correlations are Plummeting…
Volatility is skyrocketing. VIX...soar, like Eagle. The 30 year bull market in fixed income is coming to an abrupt end. Trade wars on a global scale are looming. Currencies and hard assets are getting thrashed. The 10 year bull market in equities has already baked in a massive tax cut and is running out of... Continue Reading →
Arch Stanton Guest Post: The Most Ambitious Crossover in History
Hey have you heard there's a new "Avengers" movie? It was pretty easy to miss, since it's only been E V E R Y W H E R E for the past two months leading to it's record-breaking opening weekend. Suck it "Titantic"! Part of the endless parade of promotions for the movie about CGI'd... Continue Reading →
Rocko’s Modern Life Makes a Resurgence
Remember those pesky neighborhood villains who are constantly stirring the ire of our innocent, heroic, and totally #NOCOLLUSION protagonist? Well, they're back, and in real life form! Ew. #flaccidwoodforunderwood
Arch Stanton Guest Post: Worst Fictional Towns to Live In
Do you ever get the feeling of resentment for your current place of residence? Traffic sucks, or shitty grocery stores, or sub par transport, or that weird homeless guy that is VERY opinionated on "the Zionists"? I find myself whining frequently in my Stepford Wives-ass suburb, but then I will watch a show and think,... Continue Reading →
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