Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Okay, let me begin by saying that yes, the property is currently on the market for $12.95 million and I understand that not everyone can afford that but this is precisely why we created mortgages so you only need 20% as a down payment. ("It's one banana, Michael. How much can it cost, ten dollars?"... Continue Reading →
Happy Monday, mon frére. That means brother in French. I don't know why I know that - I took four years of Spanish! (- GOB Bluth) I'd like to dedicate today's TWO songs of the day to a very special hermano out on the Left coast. He'll immediately recognize it and know who he is... Continue Reading →
Excerpts taken from the WSJ. Go in order from top to bottom.
For reference: I'll stop here and let you figure out the Lucy Liu part before this really takes a sideways turn. And finally. Balls. Arrested Development devotees will recall that I have an obligation here:
Hope everyone is having an enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. Today's song of the day is a throwback to the groovy days of yesteryear. It's December, 1963 by The Four Seasons. Given that my food related posts seem to garner the most positive responses, below is the delicious sandwich I made earlier this week while at... Continue Reading →
The entire company went sideways? After partnering with Morgan Stanley as lead-left, she really put her weight behind the IPO and ended up eating stock. SAD. "I don't know why she'd have any trouble, a piano could stand on those legs." - Lucille Bluth (Double shoutout to those who really know the show: SAD is... Continue Reading →
Quick tip: this off-menu item can be ordered at any Arby's. Although I haven't tried it yet, I'm excited. Photos below and here is the Arby's webpage on it. From the website, "The biggest sandwich Arby’s has ever sold. Stacked ridiculously high with almost all the meats. Two chicken tenders, slices of roast turkey, pit-smoked... Continue Reading →
Put down the hookah and check this out from the pages of Reddit (now Ellen KaPao-free!): That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how that plays out for him. (Quick side note: I've spent a total of 30 minutes of my life on reddit but enjoyed it thoroughly). I've heard it's shaped up since Ellen... Continue Reading →
Israel. Palestine. Palestine. Israel. Who needs to stay and who needs to GTFO. To quote Lucille Bluth, it's a matter of LAND. And it seems like AD had the answer all along: Speaking of which, how cool is this oven feature: L'chaim.
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