Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
In response to the recent events between the United States of Reaganica and Iran ("her?" - Michael Bluth), in what I'm dubbing as the Conflict of Eastern Aggression, today's song of the day absolutely must be What U Gon' Do by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, featuring Lil' Scrappy. And if you're upset... Continue Reading →
And my response: Wait a minute, Ukraine is already 28 years old - Uncle Yos would have zero interest. Perhaps, he's not intimately necking and caressing. Perhaps he's trying to take a bite! Don't bite that, Yos! It'll give you gas and you definitely don't want to be on board with that!
Hey all! I know this is a current jam and perhaps a little fruity for some but I dig it. Today's song of the day is Memories by Maroon 5. How much do you know about brussels sprouts? Well did you know they grow on a stalk? Yeah! Check it out: Nuts. And not because... Continue Reading →
There's a strong argument to be made for courting Triss. Even Dandelion would be a safer lay.
A very belated Merry Christmas to both of my readers (I love you, mom!) Today's song of the day is a true toe tapper: it's Burning Man by Dierks Bentley. Shit, this is a fantastic song. Today's second song of the day is a shout-out to my bitches in the bride squad: it's The Way... Continue Reading →
As a noun, a flibbertigibbet is defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as "a frivolous, flighty, or excessively talkative person." Its origin is of late middle english and is likely imitative of idle chatter in its original form. Oh, need me to use the word in a sentence? Sure: "boy [or enter a non-binary gender... Continue Reading →
And for whatever reason, he hasn't posted a photo of them. So here you go: You'll never live up to Al Czervik - those are some big shoes to fill! Is a cowboy with his foot across the Canadian border in Canada? ... Just aboot Why do people with foot fetishes never win? ... Because... Continue Reading →
More than you think! Who here remembers the Mitt campaign faux paux from the 2012 election? Remember when he said that 47% of voters are deadbeats dependent on government handouts? And it potentially cost him the presidency and certainly cost him political and social capital? Well, I'm calling out the liberal voters for their partisan... Continue Reading →
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