Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
But first, who amongst you has heard of a TWENTY EIGHT (28) year old life coach? Well, prepare to be fucking dazzled: This is real. This isn't bullshit. But speaking of bullshit, I found my centerpiece for my living room: How. Fucking. Cool. I'm not sure how many of you readers are practicing taxidermists (excluding... Continue Reading →
Today's "song of the day" is named after a favorite drinking game from my beer-guzzling youth. The song is Crank That by Soulja Boy. I remember (or don't) nights spent gargoyling atop rows of kegs whilst my school chums would pound natties and play "watch me crank it watch me roll...then Superman that oooh" -... Continue Reading →
I struggled with this one. A lot. Two good hombres told me not to share the photo. I trust both people's judgment completely. Unfortunately, I feel like I have to share this with the world. Not to offend the woman, whose photograph I recently took at the airport, but because the resemblance is just too... Continue Reading →
In the spirit of celebrating the Ralph Club - Biggest Contributor's successful nomination to the highest court of the land (move aside City of Berkeley), today's song of the day is The Magic Number by De La Soul. Throw on your one-piece because this rift is gonna take you for a ride. Donny T is... Continue Reading →
Usually when I write these posts, the choice title is pretty obvious - someone's name or a self-explanatory descriptor of the event. But today - whoo boy, 'CIA Filipino Vampires' sounds like a Cards Against Humanity-themed Mad Lib, but really only skims the surface. Let's unravel a new spool of wonderful tales of American imperialism!... Continue Reading →
Just kidding! This isn't a college football preview as much as a discussion of college football mascots, although I fear I may have alienated the vast majority of the potential readers with a title and topic as plebeian and regional as college football. Bear with me - there is something for everyone here: corruption, animals,... Continue Reading →
Annyonggggg!!! We begin today with some wonderful Arrested Development shoutouts from about town/internet. Check out this dude: GILLIGANNNNN!!!!! And also this one: Here come the neighborhood toughs (hot cops)! Moving along, here's a great video (https://www.instagram.com/p/BonBTJqlhDJ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) of a frat bro ripping a small keg. Keeping the dream alive. And a great video (https://youtu.be/TycfDgg4acY) on the... Continue Reading →
Nǐ hǎo! Hope everyone is enjoying their Friday. Just a couple of homes that you all may appreciate. Enjoy: The first is a property just outside of Aspen in Woody Creek and previously owned by Sam Wyly. He had originally asked ~$60 million but it was recently auctioned off for just over $14 million. Circle R... Continue Reading →
You know how you aren't supposed to wear white after Labor Day, or wear black shoes or a black belt with khakis, or avoid clashing patterns? Imagine there were legitimate social repercussions of these rules beyond petty gossip (except the black shoes and brown belt - c'mon, you look like you're about to lecture me... Continue Reading →
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