Arch Stanton Guest Post: Assembling the Worst Company Possible

While daydreaming at work, I was considering what could be the worst possible company to work for, but not just like the company itself - which figure would make the worst CEO, the worst group of accountants, the worst board and the worst workforce? Originally, I was thinking of all real-life examples, but before long... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Seventies Hairstyles: A Fictional History

I'm not even going to pretend I have a premise for this beyond I wanted you to look at these resplendent haircuts and an excuse to gush about them. Let's investigate! We start casually. This guy was on the board of his fraternity - and yes, it is a fraternity, not a frat - and... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Alaska Fairbanks Hockey Video

As an elementary school kid in the 90's, I was a huge Chicago Bulls fan, because all children are front running dicks. I liked Michael Jordan, he seemed cool, and Scottie Pippen seemed to be good at basketball, and Dennis Rodman was like a circus clown in sneakers (flash forward two decades, and this is... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 13 in Today I Learned – The Great Emu War

Are you familiar with the concept of "nuisance wildlife management"? It involves the removal of problematic or invasive species from areas where they are not wanted. Before you get all huffy and invoke the wraith of PETA, the idea is to protect humans from the transfer of diseases permitted by wild animals or protecting crops... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 12 of Today I Learned – Porter Rockwell, the Destroying Angel of Mormondom

I usually drum my fingers on my chin while looking astute trying to think of an engaging introduction to these like Bugs Bunny scheming to outwit Elmer Fudd. I usually try to work in something topical or relevant to engage our TENS of readers, but not this week. DESTROYING ANGEL OF MORMONDOM. Look at the... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Episode 11 in Today I Learned – Project FF

Did you know the United States **may** have played a heavy-handed role in forcing foreign governments to buckle to their whim, and in some cases causing coup d'etats? I believe we know go with the more forward "regime changes" if I may be so crass. I know I was shocked to hear of such geopolitical... Continue Reading →

Arch Stanton Guest Post: Swords, Ranked

Straightforward - which swords should you purchase at the mall for you collection when you aren't boycotting Star Wars or investigating journalistic ethics in video games? I know, I know - you know all about swords, you have an awesome collection already, and the girl looking at the manga section of the comic store you... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (7/10/2018)

I just tore ass on the train and it smells like something heinous. People around me are cringing and disturbed paranoia and frantic confusion have gripped my end of the car with a swift vigor matched only by the violent shifts somewhere between my anus and small intestines. Fortunately, the good people at my hotel... Continue Reading →

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