Song of the Day (1/4/2017)

Happy New Year!  Hope everyone had a relaxing and enjoyable holiday season.  Today's song of the day is simply amazing and is a shout out to the spaghetti westerns of yesteryear: For a Few Dollars More by Ennio Morricone. I can't resist the urge to include a Top 100 Westerns of all Time list.  For... Continue Reading →

Random Bidtits (12/15/2016)

Annyong! And welcome, from 'Merica's heartland.  Let's get right into it.  On a flight to Las Vegas earlier this week I came across this, a woman CLIPPING HER NAILS ON THE FLIGHT: I was immediately put off my this lack of regard for humanity.  But, alas, she ended up being super nice and we spent... Continue Reading →

“That Line in My Stomach is From HOTS”

Never before has a nerdier line been uttered at 8am.  My neckbeard twitched with giddy amusement as he lifted his shirt this morning to show a quasi-permanent lateral line across his stomach.  Battle scars from the night before, hunched behind the glow of the Asus as enemy mana regens and ultimates danced across our monitors.... Continue Reading →

¡Carlos Danger for Mayor!

Annyong! Hope everything had an enjoyable and relaxing Thanksgiving with friends and loved ones.  It was brought to my attention that I failed to make a blog post about the election.  So here you go: Trump won.  Yes, a huge surprise, I wrote him off during the final 1v1 debates and the Comey letter.  I was... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (11/17/2016)…and more

GOOD MORNING, U. S. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Definitely not scrounging for song ideas - have some great ones to share in the coming weeks/months.  I'll do my best to keep the music style and period varied but there are some bands and songs that are absolutely off limits: mainly Gnarls Barkley, Bob Dylan, and Bryan Adams' Summer... Continue Reading →

Song of the Day (11/2/2016)

In the face of some wanton stubbornness in the last post, and prior posts, I'll attempt to strike a cheerier tone going forward.  As such, please find below a terrific first song for the song of the day! Icona Pop - All Night As well, for my hot sauce connoisseurs, I highly recommend El Yucateco's... Continue Reading →

A Quick Vent on Organized Religion

But first.  Read a good one today:  Two jews find out that Hitler walks past a certain alley every morning at 8am.  So they decide to wait in the alley and kill Hitler and save the world.  They get to this alley at 5am and wait...6am...they wait.  7am...they wait.  8am...still no Hitler.  So they decide... Continue Reading →

Trump, Fake Ejaculate, and True Love

HELLOOOOOOOO TRUMP NATION!!! Today, like many, will be a random collection of links, photos, and directionless insights.  But first, we begin with a shoutout to our old friend and soothsayer, Donald Trump.  Although he was grabbing at straws throughout much of the third debate (better he grab at straws than the alternative...), his performance was... Continue Reading →

Jeb! and his Vision for Iraq 3.0: Mission Accomplished 2.0

...or at least it would've been had the softer, more ocularly protruding Bush brother not gone down in ignominious defeat.  Alas, my bromance with the Bush clan was put to bed by the youthful wiles of the man in orange. Given that Bush's lead was trimmed down to nearly nothing thereby leaving him with a... Continue Reading →

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