Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Just a collection of random items: There's a guy on Xbox Live whose gamer name is JuulWithJesus. There's a dating app made specifically for stoners called High There! At the local vet, there's a puppy up for adoption named Angus. Let's hope he isn't adopted by the same Korean family that adopted Kobe. Two dogs... Continue Reading →
Was on the Hub the other day when I opened a video, posted by a female contributor, titled "she takes 80 loads of cum." My hairy ass! It was 30 minutes of two dudes busting on her chin maybe two or three times. Weak sauce. This is simple arithmetic and it's far from rocket science.... Continue Reading →
Shared with me by an hombre muy, muy mal: And within minutes of getting this photo, I was swiping left on LinkedIn and bumped into this shameless self-promoter: Does this work? Also, I found this guy: If ever this guy needs work, I've got a Colorado-based bakery that would hire him in an instant, God... Continue Reading →
I argue that the Asian chick knew what she was doing and it was an arms length transaction. Sorry for the pun, that was a mouthful. Tim Cook is partnering with Oprah and borrowing from Steve Jobs' playbook. I wonder how Tim Cook and Steve Jobs originally met. Perhaps it was at a Mushroom Festival... Continue Reading →
Before we get to the house of the day, here are three photos from another open house with a weathered kitchen table, kitchen stools, and coffee table that I absolutely love: As well, some of you know that I will one day have a cheese cave tucked deep away in my basement - a chamber... Continue Reading →
#NOCOLLUSION!!!!! That's right! William Barr is stuffing any potential obstruction charges and all is rosy in the Rose Garden. To celebrate, please enjoy Black Winter Night by DragonForce. This song is beyond epic - it'll grab you by the silk purse and slay your strange before the first riff is halfway over. Moving on, who... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is one of the great ones - definitely Duke Stamped. It's Tonight We Ride by Paul Eason. And now, here's something beyond nerdy for the neckbeards in the crowd: See those button extensions? Epic.
Here's a good WSJ article on stock buybacks for my homeboys in Washington. What Really Ails American Capitalism: If the political discourse manages to move past its obsession with buybacks, there are plenty of real issues that investors should be watching closely By James Mackintosh It should be easy for critics of American capitalism to... Continue Reading →
Israel. Palestine. Palestine. Israel. Who needs to stay and who needs to GTFO. To quote Lucille Bluth, it's a matter of LAND. And it seems like AD had the answer all along: Speaking of which, how cool is this oven feature: L'chaim.
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