Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
It’s a thing. Don’t believe me? Google it. Alleged health benefits include increased libido, enhanced immune function, and improved circulation, among others. Obviously none of this is medically backed and if anything, the sun exposure on sensitive parts is highly risky but you’ll never know until you try it. In the meantime, here are some... Continue Reading →
Earlier this evening, I was walking into our kitchen when I said to Alexa "Alexa, play 'sucking on my titties like you wanted me to'" only to immediately find that my bunking cousin was on speakerphone with someone. It was a customer service representative who heard the entire thing. Whoops. So I left the room... Continue Reading →
Nothing much other than I appreciated this story. What a cool guy.
You have to be willing to part ways with the family jewelry if you’re going to follow in Amy’s size 15 steps. Amy - congrats! I’m sorry the media always presents your earnings in pre-tax figures. It’s obnoxious.
Before we commence with the lewd innuendo that is typical of this two-bit horse and buggy blog, can we please remember that everyone is innocent until proven guilty and that previously His Royal Highness Prince Andrew ("Albert" by his closest, most intimate friends) may not be guilty of these minor, minor offenses? How can the... Continue Reading →
Not much to this other than the 2 minute YouTube video from The Life of Brian. Yup.
Today is a sad day for Meatloaf fans around the world. You’ll wake up and he’s not going to be there, although that’s very much in tradition with the majority of his lyrics. The man is a legend and I have my fair share of Meatloaf stories, from exciting renditions of Paradise by the Dashboard... Continue Reading →
Howdy! Sometimes it’s the simple things in life. Today’s song of the day may be a bit basic but I felt compelled to share. It’s Ass N Titties by DJ Assault. There’s another version of Ass N Titties by Three 6 Mafia. Now enjoy this 1981 letter to all employees from the top brass at... Continue Reading →
An hombre too mal to define shared this with me the other day. Takes me back to my days with my chums at university.
The song of the day comes to us from 2014. You may not agree with the message, but the beat is tantalizing. It’s Wasted by Tiesto. Hm, you know what? Let’s do a second song of the day. Today’s second song of the day is much older - it was recorded in 1946 - and... Continue Reading →
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