Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
It's not often you get to drive through Ohio and bear witness to humanity's shortcomings. Who drives through Ohio. But when you do make it to the state that's fatter and not nearly as tall as you think, the experiences stick with you like Cleveland and it's crippling 40 year recession. However, to begin, one... Continue Reading →
Aloha! To celebrate Elizabeth G Warren's favorite day of the year, the song of the day was originally going to be The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash given some of the lyrics seemed appropriate. However, Johnny took it the Jesus religion route rather than the Reagan Religion route. So, today's song of the day... Continue Reading →
Quick one today as I'm visiting the city of angels for the weekend. However, great song and wanted to share with my follower(s yet?): it's In Reverse by The War on Drugs. Everyone have a terrific weekend! Two great license plates from the last two weeks: And the world's most racist retail store, REI, displaying... Continue Reading →
A banker sent me the following acquisition opportunity this morning: "A new deal matching your criteria has been added to DealForce: New York Sightseeing Tour Operator Description: The Company is a receptive tour, transportation, and travel management company. It offers customized and traditional daily sightseeing tours, as well as tailor-made, fun-filled, group discounted room and... Continue Reading →
Heyooooo! Today's song of the day celebrates Donald Trump's inauguration and foray into our uteruses. Given the misogynistic attacks are here for four, and most likely eight, years, today's song of the day is Fat Girl by Steel Panther. An instant classic. In other news, I came across the following license plate that reminded me... Continue Reading →
I begin by stating that I am entirely for equality across all races, genders, sexual orientations, etc. I do not discriminate against any one group and firmly believe in equality with the exception of a meritocracy where fitting. The following is meant to be tongue in cheek with the exception that I grow weary of... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is brought to you by democracy, freedom, and the makers of Splenda: All other artificial sweeteners can sod off and go back to Russia. 'Merica. Today's song of the day is the fabulously banging Do Ya by Electric Light Orchestra. Whether you like the song or hate it, it's an... Continue Reading →
It's official. My boy Dee Snider has waited too long to make the song of the day so with that, please appreciate We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister as my humble offering for the day. Pass the carrots, please. I was a party to a wonderful conference call earlier this evening where a... Continue Reading →
Annyong! And welcome, from 'Merica's heartland. Let's get right into it. On a flight to Las Vegas earlier this week I came across this, a woman CLIPPING HER NAILS ON THE FLIGHT: I was immediately put off my this lack of regard for humanity. But, alas, she ended up being super nice and we spent... Continue Reading →
First, an amusing YouTube video titled God's Diary is Embarrassing from College Humor. And now, some terrific spots from a cross country road trip. Any funny or witty quips regarding the third and fourth photos - please leave them in the comments section!
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