Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Wishing everyone a happy and safe Hanukkah. Pornhub wishes you the same happy wishes: Separately, I was in a washroom the other day where there was a sign stating "Clean Hands are Safe Hands." I'm wondering if the White House's female staffers would do well to put down their presidential pepper spray and opt for... Continue Reading →
sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Happy Sunday to my Sunday fans in the crowd. Today's song of the day is Simple by Florida Georgia Line. Great band and this one is super catchy. With all this recent talk of Pill Cosby on the thread, I did consider Wake Me Up by Avicii but I felt that would... Continue Reading →
But first, who amongst you has heard of a TWENTY EIGHT (28) year old life coach? Well, prepare to be fucking dazzled: This is real. This isn't bullshit. But speaking of bullshit, I found my centerpiece for my living room: How. Fucking. Cool. I'm not sure how many of you readers are practicing taxidermists (excluding... Continue Reading →
In June of 1940, Nazi Germany was kicking about Europe, just being a real group of assholes, as they were wont to do. As big a group of assholes they were, they had not yet evolved into their final asshole form - they were still the Charmeleon to the Charizard of terrible they would soon... Continue Reading →
Volatility is skyrocketing. VIX...soar, like Eagle. The 30 year bull market in fixed income is coming to an abrupt end. Trade wars on a global scale are looming. Currencies and hard assets are getting thrashed. The 10 year bull market in equities has already baked in a massive tax cut and is running out of... Continue Reading →
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMz2VwbhVI This is less something new I learned rather than perhaps my favorite bit of historical esoterica - the Papal Schism! (or the Great Schism) (or the Western Schism) (or the Schism of 1378) (or the Occidental Schism) (but not "Schism" by Tool, despite being a great song). Really, it's probably just because of the... Continue Reading →
HEY-OOOOOOO!!!! So who among you is into Christianity and religion? Great, watch this wonderful video on YouTube titled George Carlin on Christianity. He nails it. Next, read Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion because it's well worth your time if you're considering pissing away your life on the invisible man in the sky. Next, who among... Continue Reading →
Article from here, shared with me by a surprisingly good hombre. INTRODUCTION Welcome to our Passover Seder! The history of the Jewish people reaches back nearly 4,000 years. We began as slaves in the land of Egypt but today we are free. As we recline in the luxury of freedom in our new Kalorama mansion,... Continue Reading →
The driver of this Toyota Avalon really pulled a fast one on the old man upstairs! This man wagered...wisely. Also, disregard the Flyin' Hawaiian on my dash. She serves as a constant reminder of my white privilege. Speaking of cars facts, I guarantee you this guy insists on driving a stick: And finally, this man... Continue Reading →
Happy Easter/Passover everyone! This week, we take a moment to remember a final supper, a betrayal, and a beard (and the man beneath it) that rose from the ashes postmortem (how's my Latin? Do I need to go back to the Roman Catholic Church and do some boning up?). I'm not quite sure how JC... Continue Reading →
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