Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
But I just saw a billboard for Shopify stating “Over 10% of US Commerce Flows Through Shopify, But Who’s Counting?” Did they not catch the memo that Biden and Trump - both - are going after big tech monopolies? Hey does anybody know if Jim Cramer is Jewish? Khanservative here over and out.
…whether my morning dung is a sinker or a floater seems to have predictive power on my day. Today will be a good day: this thing had a freeboard of at least 60% its total volume. It’s impossible to have a bad day following that level of buoyancy. Now enjoy these photos: Have a wonderful... Continue Reading →
Because I think I’m going to be sick. Also:
Hoping to buy it new. I bought the last one used and it smelled awful. Well, I’m off to pound it to some babushka porn… I’m numb inside. But not as numb as my buddy who recently spent an evening looking at images of Muhammad, just to feel something. Speaking of that garden gnome, does... Continue Reading →
From amazon! You thought I was going somewhere else with that? Don't be so goyish!
#believeallwomen
Sooooo. The following photo made the front cover of Bloomberg earlier today. The front. Cover. QUICK! What's her name? ... what's her name? ... so WHY is this on the FRONT COVER? Here's something a buddy shared with me that you may find amusing: And something else a buddy shared with me: And something I... Continue Reading →
Here you go: Bonus:
I cannot emphasize enough how much I loved this book. Sure, I read it back in July and have been meaning to post this ever since but I mean it: if you enjoy finding the humor and scandal in the good book, read Ken's Guide to The Bible by Ken Smith. It's only 143 pages... Continue Reading →
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