I think it's time I share my talents with the world: my college roommate and I, many years ago, held the record on the Big Buck Hunter at our local Walmart. We would frequent the store simply to get Subway sandwiches followed by rounds of Big Buck Hunter near the checkout lines for up for... Continue Reading →
Risk: The Game Of Global Domination / Song of the Day (5/4/2017)
According to Wikipedia, Risk is a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict, and conquest for 2 to 6 players. The standard version is played on a board depicting a political map of the Earth, divided into 42 territories (let's call these "American Territories To-be"), which are grouped into 6 continents. Turn rotates among players who control armies of... Continue Reading →
Happy Tax Day! Song of the Day (4/18/2017)
Aloha! To celebrate Elizabeth G Warren's favorite day of the year, the song of the day was originally going to be The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash given some of the lyrics seemed appropriate. However, Johnny took it the Jesus religion route rather than the Reagan Religion route. So, today's song of the day... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/16/2017) and Arrested Development/Reagan
Happy Easter/Passover everyone! This week, we take a moment to remember a final supper, a betrayal, and a beard (and the man beneath it) that rose from the ashes postmortem (how's my Latin? Do I need to go back to the Roman Catholic Church and do some boning up?). I'm not quite sure how JC... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (2/10/2017)…and more
Really? No one likes my windmills comment and allusion to Father Reagan? Tough crowd... Happy flipping Friday to you all! With that, there are two songs of the day today: 1). Waves by Kanye West 2). Howling at Nothing by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats Yesterday evening, I discovered the magic of meme making.... Continue Reading →
J. Peterman Reality Bus Tour, Reagan, and Remote Year
A banker sent me the following acquisition opportunity this morning: "A new deal matching your criteria has been added to DealForce: New York Sightseeing Tour Operator Description: The Company is a receptive tour, transportation, and travel management company. It offers customized and traditional daily sightseeing tours, as well as tailor-made, fun-filled, group discounted room and... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (1/31/2017)
Keeping it simple. One song. One recommendation. One observation. Today's song of the day is Saturday Night by Bay City Rollers. Today's recommendation is the following: ...I was in the washroom of a friend and noted the TP on the radiator. As I was readying myself to bitch him out for the obvious safety hazard,... Continue Reading →
¡Carlos Danger for Mayor!
Annyong! Hope everything had an enjoyable and relaxing Thanksgiving with friends and loved ones. It was brought to my attention that I failed to make a blog post about the election. So here you go: Trump won. Yes, a huge surprise, I wrote him off during the final 1v1 debates and the Comey letter. I was... Continue Reading →
Trump, Fake Ejaculate, and True Love
HELLOOOOOOOO TRUMP NATION!!! Today, like many, will be a random collection of links, photos, and directionless insights. But first, we begin with a shoutout to our old friend and soothsayer, Donald Trump. Although he was grabbing at straws throughout much of the third debate (better he grab at straws than the alternative...), his performance was... Continue Reading →
Jeb! and his Vision for Iraq 3.0: Mission Accomplished 2.0
...or at least it would've been had the softer, more ocularly protruding Bush brother not gone down in ignominious defeat. Alas, my bromance with the Bush clan was put to bed by the youthful wiles of the man in orange. Given that Bush's lead was trimmed down to nearly nothing thereby leaving him with a... Continue Reading →
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