Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Today's song of the day is Listen by Dave Eakin and Steve Hoke. It's a lovely, timeless little ditty with a strong message. Separately, to my homies in the tech and finance worlds, I came across this article and accompanying photo and it's absolutely priceless: It's clear to me that none of the three gentlemen... Continue Reading →
Yes, the conniving, dimwitted, and perennially aloof redheaded stepchild of our Tweeter-in-Chief has his job as international peacemaker, opioid epidemic manager, Mexican/Chinese diplomat, veterans affairs reformer, criminal justice system solver, and federal government overhauler on the line. It seems Emmanuel Nd..., Emmanuel Ndif..., Emmanuel is padding his resume in lusting anticipation as Trump's Right Hand... Continue Reading →
Today's song de la dia is Coming Back to Life by Pink Floyd. Do I have any Alex Trebek fans in the house? I've been far too accommodating to my fellow capitalists. And just like Trebek and his ball, perhaps it's time I give my commie readers the presidential treatment. It's Arthur!Arthur's right about that!... Continue Reading →
Preacher tellin' da truf an it hurtz! Thought this was an interesting article - please find below. Perhaps the author - Pankaj Mishra - is a tad bit brash, not unlike Trump. But where Pankaj reaches for the pedestal, Trump reaches for the box. Donald Trump’s first year in office seems to have been marked, above... Continue Reading →
Here’s the link but the story is below: Thank you for joining us today, Middle-earth media. I’d like to start today’s briefing by addressing the recent news of the Witch-King’s indictment. The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord... Continue Reading →
And now something for my alcoholic dog lovers and alcoholic dogs (you know who you are, Irish setters): Today’s song of the day is Rocket Man by Elton John. I dedicate this to Kim Jung UNOOOOOO!!!!
We begin with this: I’m assuming this readership is aware of the term "honey pot." Next, a stellar quote from our Dealmaker in Chief: "The press is very powerful but it lasts for, both good and bad, lasts for a finite period of time. The one thing about the press is that it's fleeting. It's... Continue Reading →
Annyong! Today's song of the day is In Reverse by The War on Drugs. Then I'll leave you with some potentially doctored photos of our Charmer in Chief. Also, did anyone see Melania with her FLOTUS hat on this week? Great woman, great woman. Made a fortune in wedlock. Even if it's a cruel, ugly... Continue Reading →
Hooded Man #2: Have we started the fire?... Bane: Yes. The [Reagan] rises. And finally. My tomato garden has sprouted a va-jay: Earlier in the harvest at a vegetable staff meeting to discuss the vegetable, fruit, and bacterial culture, Arianna Huffington, another pear, talked about how one tomato vagina on a plot often leads to... Continue Reading →
Ahhhhh salaam and good evening to you, my dear friends (particularly relevant given this recent find:) Man, I miss Robin Williams' genie but I'm glad to see this American is repping well with his clever Beer shirt bought in the Kohl's teenage boys section. Anyway, today's song of the day is Daddy's Gotta go to... Continue Reading →
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