Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
According to Wikipedia, Risk is a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict, and conquest for 2 to 6 players. The standard version is played on a board depicting a political map of the Earth, divided into 42 territories (let's call these "American Territories To-be"), which are grouped into 6 continents. Turn rotates among players who control armies of... Continue Reading →
Konnichiwa! WARNING: NSFW, shitty situation ahead. I woke up yesterday morning in a foggy cloud of sleep deprivation, put on my breeches, walked to the bathroom, tore off my beeeches, and birthed this beast: When my initial giggles finally subsided, I realized "holy fuck, is that the symbol for 'good morning' in Japanese?!? Is my... Continue Reading →
Aloha! To celebrate Elizabeth G Warren's favorite day of the year, the song of the day was originally going to be The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash given some of the lyrics seemed appropriate. However, Johnny took it the Jesus religion route rather than the Reagan Religion route. So, today's song of the day... Continue Reading →
Happy Easter/Passover everyone! This week, we take a moment to remember a final supper, a betrayal, and a beard (and the man beneath it) that rose from the ashes postmortem (how's my Latin? Do I need to go back to the Roman Catholic Church and do some boning up?). I'm not quite sure how JC... Continue Reading →
Quick one today as I'm visiting the city of angels for the weekend. However, great song and wanted to share with my follower(s yet?): it's In Reverse by The War on Drugs. Everyone have a terrific weekend! Two great license plates from the last two weeks: And the world's most racist retail store, REI, displaying... Continue Reading →
Yo-hooooooo!!!!! Happy St. Patrick's day to all of you who like to think you have some Irish blood. Perhaps one day Ireland will be relevant on the world stage and you can be proud of that ancestry. For the time being, let's just douse that jingoism with shitty Irish beer and have the Irish Catholic... Continue Reading →
Sitting here between the Ides of March and St. Patrick's day, and I'm not happy about being sandwiched between a Greek and an Irishman. I feel like I'm in a hairy, sloppy threesome and the only way to escape is to shave my way out past the Greek. Today's song of the day is Something... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Wait So Long by Trampled by Turtles. Fuck it, last week I watched the new and original Magnificent Seven and holy cow were they spectacular. So, with that, allow me to ROCK YOUR SOCKS with The Magnificent Seven theme song. Best. Theme song. Ever. Came across the following advertisement for... Continue Reading →
I've been burning my ones and fives since the inaugeration. Figured they'll be pulled out of circulation following Donny T's infrastructure plan and Damnit Janet's war on the dollar. I miss my boy Ben Shalom Bernanke. Today's song of the day is a shoutout to my homie-g, Burly Bernanke...it's Regulate by Warren G ft. Nate... Continue Reading →
Really? No one likes my windmills comment and allusion to Father Reagan? Tough crowd... Happy flipping Friday to you all! With that, there are two songs of the day today: 1). Waves by Kanye West 2). Howling at Nothing by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats Yesterday evening, I discovered the magic of meme making.... Continue Reading →
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