Category: Love and Relationships

Bruce Jenner Should Sue

I understand this would be a civil suit but could there possibly be established precedent set by a penal code? They're really putting Bruce Jenner's main legacy on the chopping block. I know Bruce probably has a lot of negative feelings about this but he's probably better off is he just sucks it up and... Continue Reading →

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A Question for the Ladies

So the other night, I couldn't sleep and was awake in the wee hours, flipping through photos on Google Images of definitely lingerie models and definitely not looking at amateur porn. I have a thing for matching, pitch-black bras and undies and this photo definitely proves it. Anyway, I came across the photo below. If... Continue Reading →

What Would it Look Like if Sam Elliott’s Upper Lip Was Giving Birth to Lucy Liu’s Love Child?

For reference: I'll stop here and let you figure out the Lucy Liu part before this really takes a sideways turn. And finally. Balls. Arrested Development devotees will recall that I have an obligation here:

Here’s to Hoping Her Middle Name is “Sodium”

I imagine as a child reciting nursery rhymes, her parents put their own special twist on the title and instead used "Hot Sideways Buns." Which come to think of it, this English nursery rhyme from the 18th century was practically written for the Chinese market - just look at the lyrics below: "Hot cross buns!... Continue Reading →

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Song of the Day (6/3/2019)

This is the song of the day and the music video of the year!!! It's Malhari by....just Malhari. From the movie Bajirao Mastani. The video is less than 4 minutes and is simply outstanding. I also came across this knock-off video with Trump and it's mildly amusing. Finally, here's an interesting article title from the... Continue Reading →

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#MeToo Memorial Day Edition

This doesn't have anything to do with Memorial Day but I discovered a gross injustice on this special day. I challenge all of you to go home and ask your Alexa "what's the average penis size" and she'll be more than happy to provide an informed, detailed answer. Then, ask Alexa "how deep is the... Continue Reading →

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