Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Salutations! It’s my fancy way of saying...hello! Today’s song of the day is a new one: it’s What Lovers Do by Maroon 5 and SZA. So we all know of Martin Shkreli (aka Pharma Bro) and how much of an anus he is, but did you know that he has two unexpected doppelgängers? The first... Continue Reading →
Who here remembers the GTA series from our youth? If so, you will remember the Faggio: a parody of both Vespa and Piaggio. Here's a photo from the game: Cool, right? Well I came across the ULTIMATE Faggio last weekend. Huge faggio move. Big league faggio. Thanks, guy. Dick move when I'm desperately searching for... Continue Reading →
Banging through some life observations and cool shit from the last few weeks: 1) Here is an article from the Wall Street Journal with some stunning photos of undersea life: Into the Deep: The Underwater Photography Awards. 2) Here is an article from The New Yorker that is absolutely worth your time but will take a... Continue Reading →
'Cabriolet! Cabriolet! Cabriolet!... It's only a model.' Yes, indeed, I made a reference to Monty Python. And indeed, it's only a concept car. But it's a fantasy car that has 750 fake horses under the massive hood, an all-electric, all-fantasy 200 mile range, and a look that is absolutely stunning. Brace yourselves, the Germans are... Continue Reading →
Annyong! WOOOOO!!!! Today's song of the day is a great one so buckle up, buckaroo. It's Flashdance What a Feeling by Irene Cara. The woman who's so nice, they named her twice. Moving right along. I have a personal trainer friend who spends his days walking around the gym, incessantly talking about "laying pipe," even... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is If You Leave by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. Beyond that, I saw my first ever Bugatti Veyron last week: That's a 16 cylinder, 1,000+ HP car that'll burn through its entire 26 gallon gas tank in approximately 12 minutes at top speed (254 MPH). I'm so hard right... Continue Reading →
Happy Friday to both of you. Due to time constraints, I plan to hearken back to my Germanic roots and plow through this post with unprecedented speed and efficiency. In order to pay my respects to two great nations, today's song of the day is Amerika by Rammstein. Before I forget: I'd give my virginity... Continue Reading →
According to Wikipedia, Risk is a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict, and conquest for 2 to 6 players. The standard version is played on a board depicting a political map of the Earth, divided into 42 territories (let's call these "American Territories To-be"), which are grouped into 6 continents. Turn rotates among players who control armies of... Continue Reading →
It's not often you get to drive through Ohio and bear witness to humanity's shortcomings. Who drives through Ohio. But when you do make it to the state that's fatter and not nearly as tall as you think, the experiences stick with you like Cleveland and it's crippling 40 year recession. However, to begin, one... Continue Reading →
Bitch, please... I've wanted to say that all day. You all need to go out and buy this Walkerswood Jonkanoo Seriously Hot Jamaican Pepper Sauce. Pretty hot at first but as you get half way through the bottle on day two or three, you'll get used to it and fall in love. Last night, I... Continue Reading →
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