Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Can we all agree that trump exhibited exemplary patience and thick skin given he waited as long as he did before peacing out on peacekeeping meetings? MY PRESIDENT IS ORANGE. MY COMPACT SUV'S WHITE. AND I BE GOD DAMN IF HIS CONSTITUENTS AIN’T TOO. Separately, how great is this ornament and how depressing in this... Continue Reading →
Predictions: Buttigieg rises to the top or near-top in a stunning performance. Bernie eats a corn dog. Elizabeth Warren kicks off her January pre-caucus campaign in Pocahontas, Iowa. Yes, that's right: Everyone best be getting excited for the new season and new format of Grand Tour, with the first episode airing December 13th. Here's the... Continue Reading →
Peloton should partner with Slimfast and Hoover for the holidays. Save husbands the trouble of finding multiple gifts for their wives.
This is simply one of the most entertaining two minute videos I've seen. From Last Week Tonight, this YouTube video is Jim Adler the Texas Hammer.
For those of you who voted in the 1984 presidential election, when you get to the pearly gates, I highly encourage you to tell lead bouncer and all-around-good-guy Saint Peter that you lived somewhere other than Minnesota or D.C. From Wikipedia, "Reagan ran for reelection as President in 1984, running against Democrat Walter Mondale. Reagan... Continue Reading →
Shared with me by one pugnaciously nasty hombre. Mal, muy muy mal.
Happy Thanksgiving to my pilgrims who made it across the pond - on the good side! ("The Nina, Oh! The Pinta, Oh! The Santa Maria Oh! I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangriaaaaa!!!") Let me begin by admitting a cruel fact: during the festivities, a friend/new mom arrived with her infant child... Continue Reading →
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