Here's a great two minute clip about a twenty seven year old student and an eighty nine year old retiree living together. So sweet. And because Musings and Malarkey can't be entirely rainbows and butterflies, here's a thought for you finance homies. Apple's (AAPL) share price recently fell to $112, off a fifty two week... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (9/21/2016)
First, an amusing YouTube video titled God's Diary is Embarrassing from College Humor. And now, some terrific spots from a cross country road trip. Any funny or witty quips regarding the third and fourth photos - please leave them in the comments section!
De Coke Wank
Came across the following paper towel dispenser and reminded me of a GREAT Jim Jefferies bit.
The Interstate’s Most Relaxing Rest Area
For those of you willing to peel back the bush, you'll be blown away by what will catch your eye...
Russell’s Teapot
Some of you may be familiar. Some of you may not. The following is taken from "Is There a God?" by Bertrand Russell (commissioned by, but never published in, Illustrated Magazine, in 1952). "Many orthodox people speak as though it were the business of sceptics to disprove received dogmas rather than of dogmatists to prove... Continue Reading →
Happy Friday!
Just a quote and clip to brighten everyone's day. Also, wish your National Park System a happy 100th hatch day! It's Hedley!!!
Best Tinder Photos Ever
Nothing more to add. Big Dick and Little Marco... 'Merica.
Fuck Nelly Furtardo
Fuck Nelly (Michael Bluth? There's a Nellie waiting for you at the end of the bar.) Furtado and her misandrist bullshit. Gee wiz, with a narcissistic, overly aggressive anti-male message like that, she'd have to stay attractive. Ope, OHHHHH SHITTT!!!! I've never seen someone forced to enter Grauman's Chinese Theatre one hip(po) at a time.... Continue Reading →
The Original Consecration
Take this, all of you, and eat of it, for this is His Body, which will be given up for you... Take this, all of you, and drink from it, for this is the offering of His Meat, the Meat of the new and eternal covenant which will be pulled out for you and for... Continue Reading →
Random Bidtits (8/15/2016)
Ahhhhhh, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. Please, please, come closer. To begin this evening, here is easily one of the greatest family guy bits of all time. All part of the liberal left's gay agenda/attack on the family/kitchen table. Did you hear the one about the guy with five penises? His pants... Continue Reading →
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