Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Happy Friday to both of you. Due to time constraints, I plan to hearken back to my Germanic roots and plow through this post with unprecedented speed and efficiency. In order to pay my respects to two great nations, today's song of the day is Amerika by Rammstein. Before I forget: I'd give my virginity... Continue Reading →
I have recently got way too into the Bachelor, and they just released the cast of wannabes, and I spent waaaaaaay too long writing this. I got way too excited when I saw the cast for this season was released. And only four days before the premier! So much to consider in so little time!... Continue Reading →
I'd leave them alone if they wouldn't try SO FUCKING hard. And fuck Herbalife, too.
I think it's time I share my talents with the world: my college roommate and I, many years ago, held the record on the Big Buck Hunter at our local Walmart. We would frequent the store simply to get Subway sandwiches followed by rounds of Big Buck Hunter near the checkout lines for up for... Continue Reading →
Wishing everyone a warm and fuzzy Cinco De Mayo. Okay, lot to cover here, so time to play ketchup. In the spirit of Mexican heritage, I'm throwing up a massive text wall. Don't like it? This posting just got 2 paragraphs longer. More than once in my life, I've been told that from time... Continue Reading →
According to Wikipedia, Risk is a strategy board game of diplomacy, conflict, and conquest for 2 to 6 players. The standard version is played on a board depicting a political map of the Earth, divided into 42 territories (let's call these "American Territories To-be"), which are grouped into 6 continents. Turn rotates among players who control armies of... Continue Reading →
It's not often you get to drive through Ohio and bear witness to humanity's shortcomings. Who drives through Ohio. But when you do make it to the state that's fatter and not nearly as tall as you think, the experiences stick with you like Cleveland and it's crippling 40 year recession. However, to begin, one... Continue Reading →
Konnichiwa! WARNING: NSFW, shitty situation ahead. I woke up yesterday morning in a foggy cloud of sleep deprivation, put on my breeches, walked to the bathroom, tore off my beeeches, and birthed this beast: When my initial giggles finally subsided, I realized "holy fuck, is that the symbol for 'good morning' in Japanese?!? Is my... Continue Reading →
Aloha! To celebrate Elizabeth G Warren's favorite day of the year, the song of the day was originally going to be The Man Comes Around by Johnny Cash given some of the lyrics seemed appropriate. However, Johnny took it the Jesus religion route rather than the Reagan Religion route. So, today's song of the day... Continue Reading →
Happy Easter/Passover everyone! This week, we take a moment to remember a final supper, a betrayal, and a beard (and the man beneath it) that rose from the ashes postmortem (how's my Latin? Do I need to go back to the Roman Catholic Church and do some boning up?). I'm not quite sure how JC... Continue Reading →
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