Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
AAAAAYYYYYYY-OOOH!!! This morning, someone brought the following article to my attention: He mentioned that the fire chief and his men were pulling straws to see who could go fight the fire. I can imagine the firefighters now. No, in all fairness, these pot wildfires are no laughing matter and the men and women going in... Continue Reading →
You’re just 10mg of addy away from that vFINAL! Also, this two minute video (Everyone’s Upstairs Neighbor) should be required reading for all boys and girls entering the multi family housing world. What shouldn’t be required reading, yet was required for a roommate back in my colleeeeege years: Brought to you by the labor movement.... Continue Reading →
Ah, October 10th. Happy ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch. Today’s song of the day is Rack City by Tyga. Shout out to Mr. Rose. However, after two hours of slamming my clam hammer balls deep into an industry overview, I realized that today’s song of the day has to be Back Dat... Continue Reading →
If you haven’t seen it, Donald Trump took precious moments away from his 2020 campaign to shower Puerto Ricans with American generosity. Nothing says “White America is here to help you” like mushroom tipping a bunch of Puerto Rican Oompa Loompas in the face with the Brawny Man. Who cares about delivering internet and power,... Continue Reading →
A) Sorry to block out the location info. It is Uber, so she’s not in London. It is not an UberBoat, so she’s not in Puerto Rico. There is a functioning street lamp, so she’s not in North Korea. She does speak English, so she’s not in Miami or SoCal. She is driving, so she’s not in Saudi... Continue Reading →
But before I dive in head first (like Pete Rose), if you received the “Random Bidtits (10/4/2017)” email but didn’t read the post online, you’re missing out on a final paragraph following the photo of the porn stars (how many blogs can begin with this). Posted that mofo before it was finished. As for the... Continue Reading →
We begin with this: I’m assuming this readership is aware of the term "honey pot." Next, a stellar quote from our Dealmaker in Chief: "The press is very powerful but it lasts for, both good and bad, lasts for a finite period of time. The one thing about the press is that it's fleeting. It's... Continue Reading →
Already one posting in on the day and we already have too many updates for our dear Supreme Reader. And that is absolutely NOT an allusion to LRM (lil’ rocket man). But still, this is all the news that’s fit to print (read: publish and hope some lonely fool stumbles upon MAM). First off, this... Continue Reading →
Salutations! It’s my fancy way of saying...hello! Today’s song of the day is a new one: it’s What Lovers Do by Maroon 5 and SZA. So we all know of Martin Shkreli (aka Pharma Bro) and how much of an anus he is, but did you know that he has two unexpected doppelgängers? The first... Continue Reading →
This story is stolen from this source. Before a company goes public, the highest level executives embark on a multi-city tour with their investment bankers to drum up support for the upcoming IPO. This trip is called a roadshow and since the group will typically visit dozens of cities on a tight schedule, a private... Continue Reading →
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