Some random junk for your Tuesday evening: Have you ever seen the 50-70 foot long concrete arrows that crisscross the country? They were used by USPS pilots flying across the country overnight in the 1920s and early 1930s before the advancements in radar technology. Check out this 3 minute YouTube video on it! Looking for... Continue Reading →
Happy Father’s Day!
To all my fathers out there, happy Father’s Day! Just 11 more days before you can update your apps again. Been sitting on some updates for three weeks now as I refuse to have my entire Home Screen be a montage of forced rainbows, thank you Tim Apple. Reminds me of when Tim unapologetically forced... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (4/28/2022)
Today's song of the day is a fun one. It's Mundian To Bach Ke by Panjabi MC. Solid stuff, right? Really, really catchy. In other non-news news, I found these two short historical documentaries on plantation life in the Southern U.S. interesting. You won't learn a whole lot but a fair amount of mid 20th... Continue Reading →
Elon Musk and Free Speech: 1. Twitter and The Dems in 2024: 0.
Before I begin, I’d just like to point out that Tim Apple initially autocorrected my title from “Dems” to “Fems”. Tim Fruit isn’t wrong. The big news of the day - other than 30 year fixed mortgages hitting an 11 year high - is Teflon Elon making a $(5)4.20 bid for soon-to-be Titter (nee Twitter).... Continue Reading →
The Seattle Sky Penis
Not sure if you guys and gals remember this from 2017 but a very brave and very courageous naval pilot drew a giant dong in the sky. Here’s an article on the matter from Popular Mechanics: The Legendary Saga of the Navy Sky Dong Concludes. That’s nice and all, but far more amusing is the... Continue Reading →
Come Awn Dawn Ta Appabeeeees!!!
Been meaning to share this one for a while. CNN is just. Such. A joke. Check out this 19 second video. They’re morons, Rita.
Happy Womyn’s Day from Bain Capital!
I love this country.
Butthole and Perineum Sunning
It’s a thing. Don’t believe me? Google it. Alleged health benefits include increased libido, enhanced immune function, and improved circulation, among others. Obviously none of this is medically backed and if anything, the sun exposure on sensitive parts is highly risky but you’ll never know until you try it. In the meantime, here are some... Continue Reading →
Awkward Moments (2/17/2022)
Earlier this evening, I was walking into our kitchen when I said to Alexa "Alexa, play 'sucking on my titties like you wanted me to'" only to immediately find that my bunking cousin was on speakerphone with someone. It was a customer service representative who heard the entire thing. Whoops. So I left the room... Continue Reading →
RIP Meatloaf
Today is a sad day for Meatloaf fans around the world. You’ll wake up and he’s not going to be there, although that’s very much in tradition with the majority of his lyrics. The man is a legend and I have my fair share of Meatloaf stories, from exciting renditions of Paradise by the Dashboard... Continue Reading →
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