Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
I usually drum my fingers on my chin while looking astute trying to think of an engaging introduction to these like Bugs Bunny scheming to outwit Elmer Fudd. I usually try to work in something topical or relevant to engage our TENS of readers, but not this week. DESTROYING ANGEL OF MORMONDOM. Look at the... Continue Reading →
HEAR YE, HEAR YE: This is an old post from Arch Stanton that I forgot to post. Slightly out of order. And here, we, go: Did you know Florida has an "Exotic Pet Amnesty Day" program? WELL YOU DO NOW, AND GUESS WHAT, WE'RE DIVING INTO IT. So I recently learned Florida has the most... Continue Reading →
HEY-OOOOOOO!!!! So who among you is into Christianity and religion? Great, watch this wonderful video on YouTube titled George Carlin on Christianity. He nails it. Next, read Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion because it's well worth your time if you're considering pissing away your life on the invisible man in the sky. Next, who among... Continue Reading →
That's the "Pen is Mightier, Mr.Connery". Is anyone else concerned about the direction this country is headed? In a single trip to Florida (West SIIIIIIIIDE!!!) I came across two concerning developments, the first is a crossword from the Sarasota Airport: I'll take Whore Ads for $600, Trebek!...That's "who reads." And the second is the website... Continue Reading →
Pardon my stupidity, currently drunk at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport and killing time. Below is an epic article that Arch Stanton shared with me ~7 months ago. Finally reading it. Too drunk to fix formatting so fuck it. Long article but interesting. WEST CHESTER, Ohio—He swings the golf club like a right-hander, which he is,... Continue Reading →
If you happened to have missed the latest edition of the New York Post, which as red-blooded patriots, I am sure you did in favor of a more reputable publication, the Wall Street Journal or the Weekly World News, you missed a report of citizens grasping liberty from the jaws of governmental overreach (https://nypost.com/2018/04/28/snooty-dog-owners-hijacked-nyc-park-for-private-kennel-club/). To... Continue Reading →
It's impossible to put down! Only messing, brah. Gotta keep it clean today - it's just one of those nights. Before I begin, can we all appreciate the beauty of this pink house in Charleston, South Carolina/East Georgia? The house and the flora are gorgeous. To quote my boy Jackie Chiles, Back to more immature... Continue Reading →
As a select few of you know, I'm a superb chef and artist of the kitchen when I'm not aggressively leafing through materials at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. I recently crafted the following: Sweet potato, Greek yogurt, feta cheese, corn-based salsa, Valentina hot sauce, baby, YOU GOT A STEW GOIN! For those of you... Continue Reading →
Here is the article from Garden Collage magazine. There is a pervasive image of Los Angeles– one can easily imagine the top down on a stylish convertible as it drives down a perfectly manicured road, loud music, palm trees rising on either side like the icons of a bygone age. It is an image that... Continue Reading →
We begin with a snippet from a Bloomberg article: In memory of Back Page, which I must admit, I never actually visited until seized by the federalis, todays song of the day is Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z. Candidly, the song sucks and the artist is even worse but I have to pay homage to pimpin... Continue Reading →
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