Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
Sooooo. The following photo made the front cover of Bloomberg earlier today. The front. Cover. QUICK! What's her name? ... what's her name? ... so WHY is this on the FRONT COVER? Here's something a buddy shared with me that you may find amusing: And something else a buddy shared with me: And something I... Continue Reading →
Not much today other than how great it this tank and rear side with the flag? OPI (opportunity for improvement): replace Trumpy with Joe Exotic and his team of big cats.
Also, I don't mean to shit all over your second amendment rights, but are they fucking serious with this: I'm all for presidential irreverence and locker room talk but this is some stupid shit. "Honey, before you leave to pick up groceries and medicine would you mind checking if we're out of firearms, grenades, or... Continue Reading →
GOOD MORNINGGGGGGG WUHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN! I just wanted to say that. To quote Michael Bluth, I have no follow-up. Or I do, but they seem inappropriate for the time being. Today's song of the day is This Is Your Night by Amber. Toss on your dancing clogs and push-up bra because this jam is bumpin'. Here's a... Continue Reading →
But before I begin. Elizabeth Warren and Super PACs. Have you seen this have you heard about this? All this finger pointing at our clementine in chief for being a hypocrite, flip flopping, not standing to a principled code. And now this! I love it. She took that pledge to disavow Super PACs and now... Continue Reading →
"I didn't say that. I said free universal child care for everyone. It's just some people will need to make a small payment." - E. Warren-G Wait. I've heard this before: "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
Check it out in the debate!
Take a look! Some of you may be. But I'd venture to guess that many of musing and malarkey's readers are not. Taken directly from the "Warren for President" website: Sort of shocking? Sort of insulting? Sort of pandering? Sort of an exclusionary message? Fun fact: Elizabeth Warren was a dyed in the wool republican... Continue Reading →
In response to the recent events between the United States of Reaganica and Iran ("her?" - Michael Bluth), in what I'm dubbing as the Conflict of Eastern Aggression, today's song of the day absolutely must be What U Gon' Do by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, featuring Lil' Scrappy. And if you're upset... Continue Reading →
And my response: Wait a minute, Ukraine is already 28 years old - Uncle Yos would have zero interest. Perhaps, he's not intimately necking and caressing. Perhaps he's trying to take a bite! Don't bite that, Yos! It'll give you gas and you definitely don't want to be on board with that!
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