No? None? Not yet? How much will it cost to get Eminem or the Island Boys to go on a live, nationally broadcasted fundraiser for the victims? How much to get him/them to go off script and proclaim “Handsy Joe doesn’t care about white people”? I’m just asking questions. Man. #followthemoney #dontforgethunterslaptop
Random Bidtits (9/21/2022)
Some random stuff/trivia for your day: Meet Verona Rupes. Verona Rupes is a cliff on Miranda, a moon of Uranus. The cliff face is estimated to be 12 miles high, which makes it the tallest known cliff in the Solar System. Given Miranda's low gravity, it would take about 12 minutes to fall from the... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (8/5/2022)
Today’s song of the day is Undone by Weezer. Came on the radio the other day and it’s been a long time since I heard this one. Now here’s a photo that I meant to share on July 4th: Also, Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park has one of the greatest signatures of all time: Have... Continue Reading →
Song of the Day (7/28/2022)
Shit. I’m a month and a half late here but so are the people who posted the advertisement far below. I hope that all of you wished President Trump a happy birthday back in June. Sort of a “golden birthday” in the sense that it’s the second birthday of his second term. I dedicate today’s... Continue Reading →
James Buchanan Factoid
A lot of people know that 15th President James Buchanan likely had a gay sex relationship (do they still call it that?) with 13th Vice President William R. King. They lived together for something like 10 years while in D.C. But did you know that Andrew Jackson routinely referred to them as “Miss Nancy” and... Continue Reading →
Jake… Sullivan? Jake Who? Jake from State Farm?
The Republican Party has Jeff “Skunk” Baxter: Trump had John Bolton: Sean Connery had this crawling up his body: Meanwhile Joe Biden has Jake Sullivan, from Burlington Vermont: I think my point is pretty clear.
That’s Definitely NOT What She Said!
I can’t be more clear that this is not at all what “she” said. Definitely didn’t say this. Separately, I appreciated this sticker of Uncle Joe at the pump. It’s not at all accurate or reflective of the pricing mechanics of a globalized, highly standardized commodity that is freely traded in a market economy but... Continue Reading →
Dr. Jill Biden is Headed to Europe?!? 2.0
Could you imagine being an injured Ukrainian civilian in need of medical attention and sitting in a refugee camp with a shortage of doctors...you hear that Dr. Jill Biden from America is coming to help…only to find that when she arrives, she's there to prattle and smile into the camera? Still not a real doctor.
Dr. Jill Biden is Headed to Europe?!?
Thank god. She can pick up where Jared Kushner left off. Oy vey. So many problems and only so much nepotism to solve them. Although, given we still have a pandemic raging at home, it seems a little foolish to send one of our doctors abroad. Somehow, the medical community will need to make do... Continue Reading →
Elon Musk and Free Speech: 1. Twitter and The Dems in 2024: 0.
Before I begin, I’d just like to point out that Tim Apple initially autocorrected my title from “Dems” to “Fems”. Tim Fruit isn’t wrong. The big news of the day - other than 30 year fixed mortgages hitting an 11 year high - is Teflon Elon making a $(5)4.20 bid for soon-to-be Titter (nee Twitter).... Continue Reading →
Musings and Malarkey 
Recent Comments