Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
As I am sure you are aware, America's vengeful nerd king faced off against a board of Senators who we were very pleased were able to avoid asking about "how to download the wifi" or to explain what memes were. The purpose of this hearing was... to, ahh... well, it was never made abundantly clear.... Continue Reading →
Article from here, shared with me by a surprisingly good hombre. INTRODUCTION Welcome to our Passover Seder! The history of the Jewish people reaches back nearly 4,000 years. We began as slaves in the land of Egypt but today we are free. As we recline in the luxury of freedom in our new Kalorama mansion,... Continue Reading →
Today's song of the day is Night's On Fire by David Nail. Country song but pretty mainstream and solid. So. Stormy Daniels. Turning out to be a real headache for Donald Trump of the East and his team of winged monkeys. There's a real threat that she's going to come out and actually admit that... Continue Reading →
He's such a dim-witted sack of shit. Happy Friday!
First off. I saw a poster for "Hamilton." Am I the only person on Earth who didn't realize our founding father was black? Also, very few of you will know that Chris Kennedy, son of Bobby Kennedy, is running for Governator of Illinois. But did you know that he did a brief cameo in the... Continue Reading →
Huma Mahmood Abedin. Or as you may know her, "Huma" (no relation to fellow A-list star and literal witness to unworldly keen depth perception, Uma Thurman). No, Huma didn't take her husband's last name. Yes, Huma's middle name reminds you of that particular appendage that shafted her political career. And much like her husband, Carlos... Continue Reading →
Today, White House Communications Director Hope Hicks decided to take a knee and The Donald now needs to maneuver his staff until he can fill her hole. As such, today's song of the day is Wild Thing by Tone-Loc. Oh boy, this train car is NOT going to like what I had for lunch today.... Continue Reading →
It's a good one! In fact, it's an absolutely fantastic song. It's Sedona by Houndmouth. Give it a try. Now, some random photos to get your juices flowing. And finally, to quote Tobias while eating at Burger King with Carl Weathers, "oh sure, as long as you don't bring attention to it": Young, self interested,... Continue Reading →
Came across this weather report this week: And just like the temperate outside, I'm feeling 22! Today's song of the day is 22 by Taylor Swift. Positive, uplifting, catchy - just overlook the fact that the artist looks like a plastic sex doll with a VERY healthy dose of makeup caked on. How is that... Continue Reading →
Fuck the Patriots, ya heard? Separately. How are my boys doing out there in these turbulent markets? Enjoying some volatility? I know it's a rollercoaster but as my true finance boys know, you've got to speculate to accumulate. And now, some photos to enjoy: I hope everyone enjoyed watching the Patriots stumble on the national... Continue Reading →
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