Irreverent musings and malarkey from a disillusioned dilettante
As we sit delicately on the precipice of World War III with North Korea while our Cheeto-dusted Commander in Chief pouts and yells at the North Korean Rocket Boy, let's revisit an oft-forgotten incident that had the White House convinced World War III was about to break out in 1976 between American and South Korean... Continue Reading →
WE MISSED SOMETHING BIG: And if that isn't enough to put papers in hands, then you've got to appreciate this helpful insight: I'm coining it right here and right now: snowflake journalism. Enjoy it before it gets popular... HEY GUYS! Want to know the sort of innovative projects that your tax dollars are supporting? The... Continue Reading →
I was perusing Wikipedia of a historical figure in the pursuit of learning something new and possibly finding something to share with the fine readers of this site, when I stumbled across what is perhaps my new favorite Wikipedia page: "List of federal political sex scandals in the United States" (note to self - compile... Continue Reading →
Did you know the United States **may** have played a heavy-handed role in forcing foreign governments to buckle to their whim, and in some cases causing coup d'etats? I believe we know go with the more forward "regime changes" if I may be so crass. I know I was shocked to hear of such geopolitical... Continue Reading →
Here's a video on YouTube titled How the Kim Dynasty Took Over North Korea. It's six minutes long and from the History Channel so it's actually informative and legitimate. Separately, for your viewing pleasure: Made in China.
Remember those pesky neighborhood villains who are constantly stirring the ire of our innocent, heroic, and totally #NOCOLLUSION protagonist? Well, they're back, and in real life form! Ew. #flaccidwoodforunderwood
I know we're in 'Merica, but I'm always happy to give a firm, open palm salute to Mutter Deutschland. In other country news, you know your country and culture are insignificant when THE DATE FORMAT MAKES THE WIKI OVERVIEW IN GOOGLE SEARCH: Merkel is going to step on their socialist chodes!
I've heard tale that Donny-T is the greatest troll who ever lived. I thought that was true...until I saw a comment while perusing the WSJ. World, meet Bill Wald. Bill has nearly 14,000 comments on WSJ articles and his irreverent demeanor makes Mr. Trump look like Mr. Rogers. I ask you to please step over... Continue Reading →
Pardon my stupidity, currently drunk at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport and killing time. Below is an epic article that Arch Stanton shared with me ~7 months ago. Finally reading it. Too drunk to fix formatting so fuck it. Long article but interesting. WEST CHESTER, Ohio—He swings the golf club like a right-hander, which he is,... Continue Reading →
Earlier this week I stumbled across a primer on "capitalism" by beacon of critical economic journalism, the Wall Street Journal...the Economist...Teen Vogue (https://www.teenvogue.com/story/what-capitalism-is). Yes, Teen Vogue is now branching out from "Cardi B's Fashion Nova Collection", "5 Hottest Prom Trends", "Beginner's Guide to Coachella", and "Your Weekly Horoscope" (I swear these are all currently on... Continue Reading →
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